That's when the fight started

[R.A.T.]

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we were,standing alongside the road, steam rolling from my punctured radiator,............
And slowly the other driver got out of his car...........
And you know how sometimes You just get sooo stressed out that real-life stuff seems to get really funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . .
The other driver was a DWARF,only about 3 feet tall! ...
So, he storms over to my car, looks up at me, and loudly proclaims, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Okay, well, which one are you then?'

And THAT'S when the fight started!

 

[Gunfucius]

Edit #2: Never mind, they work now.

 

[wh4f]

Very clever

I am guessing he was "Grumpy"

 

[R.A.T.]

I heard this joke today and thought it ranked right up there as one of the better ones.

 

[bearthedog]

I guess I shouldn't read jokes and eat at the same time. That's a riot.

 

[texastonydobbs]

lol.....so where was snow white ? or is that the reason you reared the car...

 

[bdws1975]

That's hilarious. Reuben, don't take offense. Little people are people too....

 

[fatheadhill]

HAHA, that was good!! I'll have to pass that on to the guys at work tomorrow!

 

[bearthedog]

That's hilarious. Reuben, don't take offense. Little people are people too....

You BASTARD! Guess I won't be shipping a box of knives out after all.

 

[tonym]

LMFAO!!!! Thanks I needed that, I've been having a crappy day at work, that'll keep me smiling the whole way home.

 

[Liam Ryan]

It's funny but Matt Roloff woulda smacked you!
Though his wife is the one I would never mess with.

 

[cybrok]

Do dwarves jokes send us to hell or is it just with retards?

Quote from myself:

 

[Fletcher Knives]

LOL! That was a great joke.