"The Bathroom Door Said 'Gentlemen'"/Christmas spirit

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OK, who else is catching the spirit of the season?

I heard this song parody this morning... now I'm ready for Christmas.

Anyone else got any seasonal laugh to share? Let's hear it. :D

Mike



The Bathroom Door Said Gentlemen :eek: by Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio
to the tune of God Bless Ye Merry Gentlemen :D

The bathroom door said gentlemen, so I just walked inside.
I took two steps and realized I'd been taken for a ride!
I heard high voices turned and saw the place was occupied,
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse!

What could be worse?
Than two nuns,
Three old ladies and a nurse?

The bathroom door said gentlemen, it must have been a gag!
As soon as I walked in there I ran into some old Hag!
She sprayed me with a can of mace and smacked me with her bag!

I could tell this just wouldn't be my day.
What can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.

The bathroom door said gentlemen and I would like to find,
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign!
Cuz now I've got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind!

Now I can't sit in comfort and Joy!
Boy Oh Boy!
No I'll never sit in comfort and joy!
 
excited about Christmas...hmmm...nah...not me....drreading it less than usual? definitely. We're doing alot of internet shopping this year for Christmas, and making alot of stuff ourselves. My wife has made a list to show me what she wants, and she's already decided what she's getting me.
My parents are coming home from the Southwest US for Christmas, and supposedly, I'll be coming home from the North Slppe on Christmas Eve.

I'm hoping it'll be alot less stress and materialism and alot more spending time with family members that I've been missing.

Oddly enough, even my wife is less grinchy than usual this Christmas season.
(The Grinch you've seen in theaters and on television aint even got the stuff to be her apprentice!):D
 
I'm going to be home for Christmas for the first time since 1997, so I'm pretty excited about it. :)

As for Christmas songs, I think that these may be to your liking (click on the tentacle!):




I picked up one of the CDs at the film festival, mostly because of "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fish-Men" and "I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth". Ia! Ia! ;)
 
As a special treat this holiday season, Cthulhu has agreed to eat forumites first, and Novadak fairly close to the front of the line.

p.s. - Novadak, the great tentacled one says bring ketchup, 'bout a gallon should do...
 
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