The best medicine…

[Sharp & Fiery]

…laughter!

It’s no secret that I love to laugh. Even if the laugh’s on me!
It keeps us healthy and life fun.

If ya got a good CLEAN joke or funny story…I wanna hear it. (Please keep them clean…vocabulary and content)

I will be testing how funny these jokes are by telling them to all my nephews.

First up…

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get an earring?
A: A buccaneer!

 

[jmgruber]

Why did the bicycle keep falling asleep? It was two tired.

 

[BlindMouse2of3]

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Good food, no atmosphere....

 

[Blues]

Reminds me of an old groaner...



Which is heavier, a full moon or a quarter moon?



A quarter moon. Because a full moon is lighter.

 

[Blues]

Why is an old car like a baby?




Because it never goes anywhere without a rattle.

 

[Wild Willie]

I saw an ad for a coffin and thought: "That's the last thing I need".

 

[MolokaiRider]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?


Ayeeeee matey!

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

These are awesome!! My nephews will be rolling.
They love to laugh…it’s a joy to see.

 

[jmgruber]

What did the fish say when it ran into the cement wall? Dam!

 

[JV Knives]

Sharp & Fiery hi buddy! Haven't spoke since BladeShow but I been meaning to catch up with you, so...my favorite joke as a kid:

Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving Dinner?
No...eww...just stick with the turkey

I'll be here all week!

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

Sharp & Fiery hi buddy! Haven't spoke since BladeShow but I been meaning to catch up with you, so...my favorite joke as a kid:

Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving Dinner?
No...eww...just stick with the turkey

I'll be here all week!

According to my better half, the turkey lives full time in the home!

Awesome to hear from you! Shoot me a PM and we will catch up.

 

[badmatt]

The girlfriend said I ruined her birthday...

Which is odd, I dont even remember when it is - how could I have ruined it?

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

Q: What happens when a frogs car breaks down?

A: It gets toad.

 

[Sleepereaper]

Hey Coleman I got a new job today as a fitness model…




They are using me as the before picture.

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

Hey Coleman I got a new job today as a fitness model…




They are using me as the before picture.

Congrats! Haha! That one was funny. I liked it!

 

[GmpaJim]

“When one door closes, another will open.”
Other than that, it’s a pretty good car.

 

[badmatt]

The old adage of Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time....

Adjusted for inflation

Boss makes thousand and I make a buck. so its time to steal the catalytic converter off the company truck.

 

[Sharp & Fiery]