The Busse Addiction Syndrome revealed!

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Mtnclimber69

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After extensive personal research I have become aware of what is now termed the Busse Addiction Syndrome (BAS).

Those of us affected by this syndrome become overwhelmingly addicted to the acquisition of Busse steel at any cost. Often staying up late at night staring at acronyms, looking for the hidden meaning, breaking open the piggy banks of unsuspecting house wives and children... even taking second jobs.

HOWEVER, I have found the cause and have a suggestion as to how to avoid being sucked in against your will as I already have...

Apparently a Busse employee has been inserting subliminal messages into postings and emails, suggesting statements include:

"BUY NOW" "Busse Rocks" "INFI is life itself" "Do you know where your knives are", and many more...

This was discovered accidentally while emailing this employee and squinting at my computer screen. I felt dizzy at first, and then just like in one of those 3D pictures of dinosaurs the messages came clear.

It is too late for me... I am heading out to sell my blood now, but you can be saved... squint at the screen while you read all posts, drink Guinness, and tell your Wives and Children to hide their money better.

This has been a message of the emergency BAS broadcast system.

...now back to your regularly scheduled buying practices...
INFI Rocks!:D
 
Originally posted by Mtnclimber69
Those of us affected by this syndrome become overwhelmingly addicted to the acquisition of Busse steel at any cost. Often staying up late at night staring at acronyms, looking for the hidden meaning, breaking open the piggy banks of unsuspecting house wives and children... even taking second jobs.
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SECOND JOB!?!?!?!?!?! Now if any of you have gone to this extreme, you have just gone too damned far. Busting piggy banks of ususpecting children and stealing the wife's mad money are exceptable, but to actually work to support an addiction is unheard of. It just isn't worth that my friends. You had better just go cold turkey. Send your Busse steel to me and I will assist you in breaking the hold this addiciton has on you. I will do it for no compensation. Just seeing this monkey off of your back will be payment enough. Email me for a shipping address and be free today!
 
Work for INFI??? I don't even work for food and shelter.;)

But I do much to support my habits and these, of course, include hunting fishing, aviation and the regalia associated therewith. This, in turn, involves things sharp and, without doubt, sharp INFI things.

Did I just say that I will work for INFI???:footinmou :confused:
 
even taking second jobs
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I think what he ment to say was...

Help your WIFE OR GIRLFREIND find a second and third job.
Hell...she has 4 quarts of blood, she can sell some of that.
I mean, they should be more than willing to do this stuff to keep their man happy, after all they're lucky to have us.
And those kids just sitting around after school....
Bagging groceries, scooping snow, delivering papers before school, the list goes on an on....
They shouldn't even hesitate to help out in the quest for INFI:D
 
Hey guys, just thought I would show you what I just came up with, using top-secret decoding technology. This shows the blatant subliminal messaging used on us all...


Hi (real name witheld),

Glad you are enjoying 'ISN'T IT SEXY' your new Assault Shaker. 'HAVE YOU ORDERED A BATTLE MISTRESS YET?' We have had a lot of success 'INFI ROCKS' with that neck knife. 'GET A MOJO' We hope to earn your business again 'WE OWN YOUR SOUL' with an upcoming new design 'YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THIS KNIFE' that we are sure you will like. 'IT WILL INCREASE YOUR SEX DRIVE' As per your question about account security 'MUHAHAHAHA' we will not share your information with anyone. 'BUY BUSSE OR YOUR WE GO SHOPPING WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD'

'BUY BUSSE BUY BUSSE BUY BUSSE'

Sincerely, Kassi


The evidence is there boys! I think Kassi is secretly an acronym for:
KEEPER of ALL SUPER SHARP INFI


The truth is out there
 
Take it from me, lining your baseball cap with tin foil won't help either... :(
 
I have a better solution for this syndrome, marry
Blade Babe and get better pricing.:D
 
Now come on guys, you know that I would never do anything like that to you!! Most of you have chatted with me over the phone and chatted over emails........you all know how sweet I am! I'd never do anything that drastic to get you to buy Busse knives! Or say that INFI is the greatest steel ever made!:D



















































Mtnclimber69, you just wait........................I'll get you when you least expect it. They all think I'm sweet and innocent! I'll just batt my eyes and smile........they'll never know what hit them.
 
sorry double post, but she deserves it (and so does he):D ;)

jeeezzzzz chuck, you would think you would have learned my now!:footinmou

bb, thank you for keeping care of the busse business for us. you are a breath of fresh for all of us (except maybe one) and i know i speak for all of us (except maybe one) in saying...


YOU ARE THE BEST BB IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! :cool:
 
Hey BB.... c'mon, you know you are the only reason we buy from Jerry... any excuse to call the shop, you know how it is!

Don't worry I won't send out the decoder software I am using, they are all still under your control

Thanks for all the help lately discussing the Battle Mistress.

I have made contact with your foreign buyer, the money transfer will happen as soon as you get me the INFI recipe

Please keep me posted on the upcoming models. I am anxious to see the new designs.

Your idea for mass hypnosis on the forums should work well, you will increase sales by 25%

Take care -Mtnclimber69

I will contact you again over the secure satelite phone in ten minutes
 

...must buy INFI...

...must buy INFI...

...must buy INFI...

...must buy INFI...

...must buy INFI...


Geez, I keep getting this weird buzzing in my head... How strange...
 
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