the Busse Conspiracy

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DMPinNYC

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After winning my first Busse (the Buffalo Soldier) this weekend my subsequent INFI "high" got me to thinking - Jerry sets up these bogus contests to lure unsuspecting knife users into trying INFI steel. Once they "win" a first taste (first taste is free) - the INFI obsession starts to dominate their thoughts. Addicts have been known to try slicing and and chopping anything including mattresses and couches to get their INFI fix. By the time they sober up the new models are ready to be ordered and the INFIholic has taken out a mortgage on his children to pay for his addiction. Apparently the world's supply of INFI is controlled by a cartel known as OINK. I'm going to infiltrate this group in an effort to locate and confiscate their huge INFI stashes.
Stealth Pig signing off - next report in 2 weeks
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Man you are paranoid! A cartel called OINK? Man that is really reaching.

(Attention all hogs! Andrew “Pork Chop” Lynch, Porkerson, Strabs of Bacon, IdaHog, IdaSow, Grunts of Pork, Hamrod, Stealth Hog, Pork Linnemeyer, RvokniO, Swat Hog, Thathamguy, DarkHog and all other hogs, OINK must be on full alert! There is a newbie attempting to shed light where we would prefer to remain in the dark. Guard yourselves well. Porkgunner out.)
 
Boy... you don't even suspect the half of it. Micarta is like the filters on cigarettes... that's where they keep the heroin.:rolleyes:
 
Originally posted by Fan of Steel
I'm the closest I'll take em' out, the tan knife will be payment enough
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(FoS, that is a go, I repeat you have the green light. Be advised, The Council of Elders considers it important that it look like an accident so as to alay any further suspicion. Porkgunner out.)
 
Originally posted by idahoskunk
idahog reporting for duty, i got my feelers out
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(Porkgunner to Idahog. Acknowledged. Watch FoS's 6 and make sure it looks like an accident. No Regrets. Porkgunner out.)

Man what is with Blade Forums? The blank posts are at it again.
 
Thinks to self, (now while there's a distraction I can make my move. The INFI will be mine.)

Um...hi guys. Ummmm...what's happenin? (looks back and forth) Well I ah well I guess I'll see ya all later.
(sneaks away)
 
DMPinNYC, these aren't the droids you are looking for...

repeat after me
"I'll just be buying more INFI. Better go check the Sale Forums."

(think that will help for a while guys. the power is strong in this one...)
 
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