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Behind the General Discussion forum, we seem to be the noisiest bunch on Bladeforums.

Or, at least we talk the most, since we don't raise our voices much around here. Remarkable, isn't it? We can have this amount of discussion, for this length of time, and no real fights (that I can recall) have broken out (in comparison to some of the other forums).

So give yourselves a pat on the back, raise your glasses high, and let's all give ourselves a toast. We can even sing the Official Himalyan Imports Drinking Song.

As soon as we decide what it is...

Tom
Kukhriphiliac and associate HI bandwidth hog
 
Let me hum a few verses here and see:

"There she stood before the bar rail drinking pink gin for two bits,

"And the swollen whiskey barrells stood in awe beside her t---,

"Oh my darling oh my darling oh my darling Clementine..."

Ummm, then again maybe not. The ballad of Esquimo Nell comes to mind too.

Dang - should have brought by my copy of "The Cremation of Sam McGee" by Robert Service for Yangdu to read to Pala. Wonder how the old sherpa would have liked it? Maybe send it to Gelbu to read to him.

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John Moses designed it, I trust it, and that settles it.


Himalayan Imports Website
 
Around here I could find no one to help me, but, sir, I did my best to follow your order. Now
My arm aching after the effort to reach my back,
I can hardly see anything with my glasses held high,
and blisters everywhere trying to toast me.

Can you tell which was actually done and which wasn't?

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Did you enjoy today?
\(^o^)/ Mizutani Satoshi \(^o^)/
 
Wrong Friend, the forum is definitely changing you. 'Course I like folks with a little flavor to their character even if they is a bit weird.
 
WrongFriendSan, spoken like a true kukhri nut!
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Tom
 
"THE CREMATION OF SAM MCGEE"

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen strange sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

Now Sam Mcgee was from Tennessee, where the cotton blooms and blows.
Why he left his home in the south to roam round the Pole God only knows.
He was always cold, but the land of gold seemed to hold him like a spell;
Through he'd often say in his homely way that he'd "sooner live in hell."

On a Christmas Day we were mushing our way over the Dawson trail.
Talk of your cold! through the parka's fold it stabbed like a driven nail.
If our eyes we'd close, then the lashes froze, till sometimes we couldn't see;
It wasn't much fun, but the only one to whimper was Sam McGee.

And that very night as we lay packed tight in our robes beneath the snow,
And the dogs were fed, and the stars o'erhead were dancing heel and toe,
He turned to me, and, "Cap," say he, "I'll cash her in this trip, I guess;
And if I do, I'm asking that you won't refuse my last request."

Well, he seemed so low that I couldn't say no; then he says with a sort of moan:
"It's the cursed cold, and it's got right hold till I'm chilled clean through to the bone.
Yet 'taint being dead, it's my awful dread of the icy grave that pains;
So I want you to swear that, foul or fair, you'll cremate my last remains."

A pal's last need is a thing to heed, so I swore I would not fail;
And we started on the streak of dawn, but God! he looked ghastly pale.
He crouched on the sleigh, and he raved all day of his home in Tennessee;
And before nightfall a corpse was all that was left of Sam McGee.

There wasn't a breath in that land of death, and I hurried, horror driven,
With a corpse half-hid that I couldn't get rid, because of a promise given;
It was lashed to the sleigh, and it seemed to say: "You may tax your brawn and brains,
But you promised true, and it's up to you to cremate those last remains."

Now a promise made is a debt unpaid, and the trail has its own stern code.
In the days to come, though my lips were dumb, in my heart how I cursed that load.
In the long, long night, by the lone firelight, while huskies, round in a ring,
Howled out their woes to the homeless snows -- O God! how I loathed the thing.

And every day that quiet clay seemed to heavy and heavier grow;
And on I went, though the dogs were spent and the grub was getting low;
The trail was bad, and I felt half mad, but I swore I would not give in;
And I'd often sing to the hateful thing, and it hearkened with a grin.

Till I came to the marge of Lake LeBarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the "Alice May."
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum:
Then, "Here," said I, with a sudden cry, "is my cre-ma-tor-eum."

Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared, and the furnace roared -- such a blaze you seldom see;
And I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.

Then I made a hike, for I didn't like to hear him sizzle so;
And the heavens scowled, and the huskies howled, and the wind began to blow.
It was icy cold, but the hot sweat rolled down my cheeks, and I don't know why;
And the greasy smoke in an inky clock went streaking down the sky.

I do not know how long in the snow I wrestled with grisly fear;
But the stars came out and they danced about ere again I ventured near;
I was sick with dread, but I bravely said: I'll just take a peep inside.
I guess he's cooked, and it's time I looked," ... then the door I opened wide.

And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: "Please close the door.
It's fine in here, but I greatly fear you'll let in the cold and storm --
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it's the first time I've been warm."

There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen strange sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.

By Robert Wm. Service (1874-1958).
 
Bless you Howard - and thank you for taking the time.

Like I said, I'd love to have it translated and see how the Sherpa folks relate to the tale.

They may even have their own version of some poor guy from the terai hidin' out in the hills to keep from getting caught and killed by the law.

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John Moses designed it, I trust it, and that settles it.


Himalayan Imports Website
 
... and good "spirits" around.

Welcome back, Uncle!

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Did you enjoy today?
\(^o^)/ Mizutani Satoshi \(^o^)/

[This message has been edited by WrongFriend (edited 07-07-2000).]
 
Welcome back Uncle, always miss you when your gone.

I'm a quiet one, but come here daily for my fix of good vibes, chuckles and lessons in whatever is on the menu today. Also to dream of the latest Kuk's that I might like to add to my small (so far) collection.

Take care of yo self!!

Charlie

 
Robert, although I'm a transplant to this area thanks for the welcome. I have always had an admiration and appreciation for wildcats (especially the feline kind).

Uncle, I have been collecting high quality usefull tools for 35 years(a love affair), thats why I buy HI Kukuris. I,m city bound now but plan to put these Kukuris to good use in the woods some day soon ("you can't take the country out of the boy"). In the mean time I collect more Kuks and continue my enjoyable education in the Cantia.

Charlie
 
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