The Case of the Coconut

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A recent episode I thought worth sharing with my fellow forumites.
My family and I recently returned from a wonderful vacation in sunny Florida. Having seen numerous coconuts, my teenage daughter was interested in tasting "real" coconut. After selecting a nice ripened coconut at the grocery store, my daughter and wife were standing in the kitchen with the delima of how to open it.
The grocer suggested two screw driver holes through the eye to drain the milk, then hit it with a hammer.
The two girls succefully drained the coconut of the milk. Now to open it. My daughters eyes lit up and exclaimed "lets get daddy's battle mistress". After rummaging through my field equipment, she returned with my INFI straight handle blade. I walked into the kitchen as my wife was un sheathing the knife, with the coconut nicely centered on the cutting board. With two hands holding the knife, mind you, this is a petite woman, she raises the knife about head high and slams down on the coconut, splitting it cleanly in two. With the biggest grin on her face, my daughter laughing hysterically, the wife exclaims, "like butter". A true site to behold, and I will never forget. Little woman, big blade, and the biggest grin.
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The ultimate hacking tool!
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Just had to share that.

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Jay
 
Jay...that story is too cool...makes me think of that part in Titanic when Rose nearly takes Jack's head off when she has to cut his handcuffs in two
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Anyway, good family fun is always encouraged here at the Busse Forum.
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Andy, if Rose would have had a BM, the chain would have parted ways with the first whack.
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Before Andy and I start getting slagged upon for a Titanic reference, let me explain, though, as I'm sure this was probably the case with Andy as well.

Significant Other, or S.O. (In a Charlie Brown "teacher" voice): "Bwah bwah bwah bwahwahwah, bwah bwah bwah bwah."

Us: "Sure, hon, we can see a movie on Saturday"

S.O.: "Bwahwah wahwahbwah, bwahbwahbwah, bwah bwahwah."

Us: "Titanic?! But hon, the boat sank the first time..."

S.O.: "Bwah! Bwahbwah! Bwah bwah bwah, bwahbwah bwah wahwah bwah wahwahwah!"

Us: "Oh geez..."

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Don LeHue

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
 
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