Step 1 - We admitted we were powerless over our addiction to sausage - that our lives had become unmanageable without sausage
Step 2 - Came to believe that the Power of sausage is greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity
Step 3 - Made a decision to turn our will to resist sausage and our lives over to the care of God as we understood God
Step 4 - Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves
Step 5 - Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our sausage addiction
Step 6 - Were entirely ready to have God remove all the sausage addictions of our character
Step 7 - Humbly asked God to remove our sausage, painlessly if possible
Step 8 - Made a list of all persons we had harmed with our sausage, and became willing to make amends to them all
Step 9 - Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others with our sausage
Step 10 - Continued to take personal inventory of my sausage and when we were wrong promptly admitted it
Step 11 - Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will for us and the power to carry that out
Step 12 - Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other sausage addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs