The Colony--Take Two--or Hell is Other People.

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Alright, despite myself, I have my DVR recording the unreality series "The Colony" so that I can scan through it and see if it ever takes a turn towards being serious.

So far, so bad. The survivors have not procured any firearms or ammunition. In a nation with an estimated 80-100 million small arms and its entire population reduced to some 30 million people total, the survivors have procured bupkis.

They have built a battery bank and charging rig, as well as a water purification system. They've made coffee,:rolleyes: caught some goats and a fish, built a permanent shower after two weeks, (apparently no one has ever seen a solar shower bag), and foraged some oranges.

They have also pointedly underscored that even in their kindergarten level post-apocalyptic world, one would definitely be better off with a stray dog and living like a moving scavenger than to hole up with a bunch of our mentally soft and mostly useless latter day fellows.

This show amply demonstrates that cooperation with strangers in the early stages of post societal collapse is more trouble than it is worth. Banding up later, with bona fide survivors who would possess hard won or sharply honed skills, would be more appealing than carrying the load early for deadweights who just haven't died yet.

Not to be sexist, but the women on the show have proven to themselves to all but pointless to date. Scratch that, the marine biologist made a fish net that actually worked when someone else used it. overall though, not a good showing for the fairer sex.

Gotta say though, the guys have about as much martial skill as Gomer Pyle possessed. Two weeks and they still have a leaky perimeter, no early warning, no effective watch, no intelligence on the marauders, no concentration or vault for their foodstuffs and other valuables to be more effectively defended, no weapon better than a stick or pipe, and no sense of prioritization, so they suck too.

Die colonists, die.:D I would have bugged out by the end of week one and taken my chances solo anywhere else.
 
I watched it once or twice, I 'd gathered up some items and said so long Jerks ... Stay in the mouse cage & die....
 
I have not been impressed either. As far as weapons go, there will not be any. The intruders are part of the show. They are there to mess with the colony, not get shot and killed. Can you imagine the lawsuit that would result if one of the colonists actually killed someone else?
 
I haven't been back since the first episode. I planned to, but when the time came I just didn't bother.
 
I tried to watch the second show, but couldn't get past the handyman who according to him "does the work of two men", but seems to stand around bitching most of the time. Removed from the DVR list.

Done.
 
just watch mad max instead.

they won't make weapons because they don't actually want to kill the marauding actors. though I'd imagine you could send them running quickly with a matchstick and battery jailhouse gun.
 
I agree that the handyman guy does nothing but bitch all day long about how he does so much for them.
 
Yup.

Take the 10 or so people with orders not to hurt the stars of the show (the marauders) and multiply them by a thousand or so and give them guns and then it would be more realistic.

Better than Big Brother though.
 
I agree that the women on the show are really arent pulling their weight. Especially the useless blonde (Nurse or something?) All she whines about wanting is comfort (Shower, Coffee, Ect) and tells them they dont need defenses.

The handyman still annoys me, bitching constantly that hes the only one that can do anything, meanwhile theres a guy just outside pulling a 300 pound water heater up the side of the warehouse by himself :rolleyes:
 
Basically its just a TV show, no more realistic than Gomer Pyle. If anyone went to the casting call that knew what they were doing they would be eliminated before the show ever got started. It would spoil the "entertainment value", why do you think they start American Idol by showing the top 15 or so finalst and 50 absolute losers? Cause americans like to see screw ups! I was watching the "The Alaskan Experiment" and I noticed that the people who knew how to start fires, hunt, stay warm, etc. were the first to "quit". I dont think they quit at all. I think they were "encouraged" ($$$) to leave the show. I dont think they were tired of carrying the extra weight (physically or otherwise). Why? Because people who excell in those circumstances take pride in their skills and can easily handle enough chores (between themselves and the others with skills or willingness to learn) to keep everyone fed, warm, watered and pacified!
 
I'm still watching, love to see people screw up ;)

The handyguy made a little more sense in the third episode and actually had some valid points, but they are all inbred hippies who would last about 3 hours in an actual situation like that (which is 2 hours longer than I would.)
 
Even though they are getting off screen help the progress they have made is pathetic. The doctor in the group ( I think) even mentioned the security issue and they built a shower instead
 
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