The Cult of the Itty Bitty Blade: Amphibious Edition.

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I am a new lurker on this forum, and I have to tell you all how much I enjoy your passion for the small. I’m a semi-professional scuba diver...and as a person who works on archaeological sites underwater as well as the occasional submerged cave or cavern, I can tell you that the bitty blade cult is alive and well with gills, as well.

For a diver, a knife is a piece of essential equipment. And while, sure, everyone has seen a Bond girl with some Mick-Dundee -Style dive knife strapped to her otherwise scantily clad hip, in the end, the divers that work in the most challenging environments know that the ultimate dive knife is something quite different. It’s small, sharp (though not so sharp that you can slice your air hoses by mistake when you are 200 feet down and narkked out of your mind), blunt tipped (yep, the diving knife is the ONLY knife where you’re actually allowed to pry things with it), located somewhere on your upper body where it’s easy to reach (not on your calf, as cool as it may look) and finally and most importantly, easily and affordably replaceable. You complete countless deck chores with it, you eat with it, you occasionally do first aid with it, you modify your other gear with it, and ultimately, when you get tangled up in a mono-filament jumble at depth and toward the end of your bottle, your life depends on it. Then you drop it over the side by accident and have to buy a new one. :)

Of all the pieces of add-on gear one can carry, most experienced divers will agree that a wee little knife tucked in your wetsuit sleeve or clipped to your harness is the most indispensable. It’s lovely to live in a community where sensible, bitty knives...and common carry of such knives, is considered so essential...I realize that even in Texas this isn't necessarily the norm.

But that’s not what I’m here to tell you about. Elseways why would I be on the Traditionals page, eh?

As a kid and a teenager, I tried to carry a knife, but never did manage to make it a habit. Dad’s knives or granddad’s knives or brother’s hand-me-downs...but that’s only during the field season, which is about 3-6 months of the year. During the rest of the year I am a professor, a researcher, a suburbanite...and I discovered something interesting of late. Though I never managed to make a habit of knife carrying as a kid, when I’m in the field, my knife rarely leaves my side, and proves its utility over and over and over. When I wasn’t in the field, I started to keenly feel its lack. Who the heck of my housemates moved my scissors? (Probably me.) How is one supposed to cut meat with the crappy steak knives provided by the roommate with no appreciation for good steel? Why the heck would someone put so much duct tape on this package that it’s impossible to open with my keys?!?!

As a result, a couple of years ago, I tried to deploy the first EDC of my adult life...I went out and bought a yellow-handled Case Slimline Trapper that represented only a small investment and felt oh-so-good in the hand. Unfortunately, this one, too, ended up getting set aside, for reasons that I’ll attempt to unpack.

I’m sure you all know this, but women are at a disadvantage from the very beginning when it comes to carrying a knife. Most of them (believe it or not) see the utility and would probably quite cheerfully carry, but even a fairly humble Barlow or Stockton (or my little Slimline Trapper, for that matter) will be hard pressed to fit comfortably into the STUPIDLY designed hip pocket of a well-fitting pair of women’s jeans. And that’s IF I am even wearing pockets...after all, I wear a dress the majority of the time. I don’t know whose damned fool idea it was to design dresses such that they didn’t often include pockets, I wish I could go back in time, find them, and gently or less gently show them the error of their ways. Of course, there is the option of the purse carry...but to me a knife in a purse is more-or-less useless...hard to lay hands on when it’s needed in a pinch and easy to lose in the resident detritus.

I still use the heck out of that Slimline trapper, but owing to the fact that it is a shade too long to be comfortably carried on my person, it goes in my briefcase, pack, purse, or checked bag. I was lucky...before knowing ANYTHING about Case I managed to, by chance, get one with an excellent fit. I love that knife...and with its simple finish and design it is darn nearly indestructible, which is exactly what I need.

I’m not sure when I had a lightbulb moment, but eventually I did...I started thinking a lot more about the principles of diving, and the ever-desirable itty bitty blade that is easy to carry, and easy to place on the upper half of the body, and easy to forget about until it’s needed. And to that end, I finally managed to find a knife that seemed counterintuitive in its tininess but has ultimately proven to be a winner: the Case Baby Doc in Damascus

(http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/zz132/lauragwhite/Docsknife.jpg)

I’m surprised to not see more of these Doctor’s knives kicking around...the antique look of them really appeals to me, despite the fact that they have a formal feel in the hand. Also the spatula blade has proven dead useful, though I never imagined how I would use one till I had it.

This little damascus knife is perhaps not as replaceable as my little dive knives were (though I DID get good value on it)...but BECAUSE I am an archaeologist, I bought it in appreciation and celebration of the value of things well made, ancient technologies, and ultimately, things that are beautiful in both form and function. Walk through any museum of technology and you’ll understand that our ancestors were better at this than we are...at building beautiful things that would serve a purpose for years to come.

This has become my primary EDC...infinitely well-suited to my stupid lady pockets. The shield on mine was a tiny bit loose when I got it...I decided to take that as a fortunate accident, worked it the rest of the way loose, had it engraved with my initials, and re-installed it backward. It's my friend now. :)

I still have one problem, though...it’s those dress-wearing, pocketless days. In deference to the Cult of the Peanut I keep reading about, I decided to try something new, and put it on a long chain for an entirely different kind of neck knife

http://i821.photobucket.com/albums/zz132/lauragwhite/peanut.jpg

So far, it’s been a fun experiment. Most days it sits out of sight below the neckline of the outfit of the day, and rather comfortably *ahem* pillowed, but I love that it is so much more THERE when I need it than a purse knife. I dunno if your lady friends would like it as much as I do...it does represent a fairly bulky necklace. But it’s been fun, absurdly useful, always on hand, and the object of quite a lot of commentary when I DO pull it out.

Anyway. This is a RIDICULOUSLY long first time post. ;) Thanks for seeming like such a welcoming group of individuals. Hopefully we’ll be seeing more of each other!
 
Welcome to Bladeforums, Laura and to Tradtionals subforums. That was a great first post here. Glad to have you with us.

Her knives:

The peanut:
peanut.jpg


The Doc's knife:
Docsknife.jpg


You are certainly showing great taste in pocketknives.

Ed J
 
Great story! I enjoyed hearing how your journey unravelled and how you creatively solved your edc problem. Welcome to the forum, with your great taste in knives, you'll no doubt feel right at home!
 
welcome to bladeforums laura. :) great first post. I do some semi-commercial diving myself. I take 3 or 4 knives with me. I prefer commercial fishing knives like the mora or the victorinox paring knife to a dedicated dive knife but I've used folding knives as well. I should try out a traditional next time I have to clear a propeller or find a mooring. :D
 
What a great first post! Welcome to the Traditional forum! :thumbup:
 
What a delightful read. Just what I needed.
Thanks for posting and welcome to Traditional.
 
Great post! I could see a T.A. Davison carbon fiber linerless on that chain, could be the perfect ladies neck knife, so light you would easily forget it's there.
Todd....are you reading this?
 
Nice little knife. They used to make the regular Pen knife with a bail like that. Welcome to the forum!
 
I've heard knives referred to as pocket jewelry, but that's taking it to a whole new level.:D Great first post and welcome to the forum.
 
What a wondeful first post, and an inspiration to all the members of the cult. You certainly came to the right forum, as there are many here who love the small ones. Putting your peanut on a chain to more easily have it with you instantly qualifies you for membership in the cult of the peanut. Perhaps with vigorous petitioning from the cult members, Case may put bails on more peanuts.

Welcome to the cult, Laura.:thumbup:

Carl, Grand High Muckba Of The Cult.
 
That was definitely one of the best first posts I've read. Welcome, Laura. If you're near Austin, give me a holler.
 
Thanks, all. Verbosity. It gets me every time. That's why I'm an academic.

"verbosity" is only bad when nothing is actually said.
You've nothing to worry about.
 
Thanks for sharing -- I enjoyed your writing style. And, as one who also tends to wax loquacious, I sympathize.

Welcome aboard!
 
Great read Laura, welcome to the forums.

I've worn a small folding SS Case Pen knife with a bail on a chain around my neck for 20 years, Schrade used to make a small pen with a small clip blade with a pair of scissors, since they were bought by Taylor Cutlery they're made in China but for a small knife they very reasonable in price.

I know this is the traditional forum but there are many brands of neck knives that are more modern bit sherry are little fixed blade more commonly known as neckers that also can be had for a reasonable price..
 
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