The DEA agent and his dog

[Raymond Richard]

>>> A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane

>>> when another man sat down in the aisle seat, and put his black Labrador

>>> Retriever in the middle seat between them.

>>>

>>> The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why it was

>>> allowed on the plane.

>>>

>>> The second man explained that he was a DEA agent, and that the dog was

>>> a "drug-sniffing dog".

>>>

>>> He went on, "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show

>>> you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."

>>>

>>> The plane took off, and once it leveled out, the agent said "Watch

>>> this." He told Sniffer to "search".

>>>

>>> Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very

>>> purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

>>> Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm.

>>>

>>> The agent said, "Good boy!", turned to the man and said, "That woman is

>>> in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and

>>> the authorities will apprehend her when we land."

>>>

>>> "Say, that's pretty neat" replied the first man.

>>>

>>> Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab

>>> sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to his seat,

>>> and placed two paws on the agent's arm.

>>>

>>> The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a

>>> note of his seat number for the police."

>>>

>>> "I like it!" said his seat mate.

>>>

>>> The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.

>>>

>>> Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for

>>> a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle

>>> seat and pooped all over the place.

>>>

>>> The first man was really grossed out by this behavior and couldn't

>>> figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that. He asked the

>>> agent "What's going on?"

>>>

>>> The agent nervously replied, "Oh, oh, He just found a bomb!"