The Dentist

[Raymond Richard]

A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth
> pulled.
>
> The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the
> man.
>
> "No way & no needles. I hate needles!" the patient
> said.
>
> Then the dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas
> and the man again
> objected.
>
> "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having
> the gas mask on is
> suffocating to me!"
>
> The dentist then asked if the man has any objection
> to taking a pill.
>
> "No," the patient said -"I am fine with pills".
>
> The dentist then left the room, returned and said,
> "Here is a Viagara
> tablet."
>
> The patient said, "Wow - I didn't know Viagara
> worked as a pain pill!"
>
> "It doesn't," said the dentist "but it will give you
> something to hold onto
> when I pull out your tooth!