Mr. Busse, I an a legal representative of Donald's health insurance carrier.
We ask that you ceast and desist posting photographs of custom variants without ample prior warning.
Due to Donald's weakened state, he has several times been found in a near catatonic state nearly incoherently babbling, "doodie, doodie, doodie..." whatever that may mean.
In addition, he was recently found twice during meal times defacing his food. On one occaision, he had formed a serving of mashed potatoes into a knife-shaped object. On another, he was found huddled under the kitchen table gnawing a strange chevron type of design into a carrot mumbling a slurred, "new kata, new kata, new kata."
Donald's propensity to speak in tongues has alarmed his family and friends, caught the attention of his parish priest, Father Gnosebest, and has caused our underwriters an unusually high level of claims payouts in recent months.
Donald is currently undergoing treatment in a 12-Step group led by our staff specialist, Cody Pendent. Additionally, his drug therapy treatment, under the supervision of Dr. Placebo Domingo, is going well, and Donald should be able to return to his usual lifestyle soon.
Financial considerations aside, Mr. Busse, our concern for Donald's health prompt us to request that further photographs of custom variants carry adequate warning as to the degree of variation and potential health risks that may be associated with the viewing of such photographs. Should you wish to contact us, please feel free to call our offices and speak with our Help-Line Coordinators, Don Bothermey or Haywood U. Buzzoff.
Best regards,
Hugh Louis Dewey,
Dewey, Cheetem, and Howe, P.C.
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