The First Thing I Cut Today (what's yours)

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I thought I would ask this, as I havn't seen this topic yet. What fueled this question you ask? I am at work, and scratching some of the white paint off of the "O" on the side of my Oakley sunglasses (you can't have any white markings on your glasses while working the gate at any AF Base). I was using my BM 735S. I wasn't paying any attention when all of a sudden, I cut a 2" hole in my uniform pants. What a stupid move huh? Anyhow, what was the first thing you cut today.
 
I cut a fart first thing this morning
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I second that

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Spydies... Bet you can't buy just one.
 
Well, myself, in the palm of my hand with my BM42A I think. I didnt notice the cut till later when I got lemon juice in it.

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I have a sword in my pocket!
 
a toaster pastry wrapper.

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Brian
The first knife was probably used to cut stuff.
 
I can't help it! I went to military school. I was warped a little I guess. Good fart jokes crack me up! (I just don't think I can take 68 more of those! Remember that punchline? Sorry, I can't tell THAT joke here! LOL!)

Will
 
O.K. let me change what I originally stated. I did cut a fart first this morning. I was during role call, and boy did it smell. I was trying to clear us out of there on time. Second would have been my pants.
 
A bag of compost for my mum, I used a BM 750 plain edge ATS-34, named 'ugly but good'
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Wayne.
"To strive to seek to find and not to yield"
Tennyson
Ranger motto

A few useful details on UK laws and some nice reviews!
http://members.aol.com/knivesuk/
Certified steel snob!
 
Cut open a bag of jerky for my wife.....


It smelled like a fart as soon as she opened it!!.....( she offererd me some, no thanks!!)

used my Tom Mayo BEEFY T
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as iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another....Pr.27:17
David Buhrer
 
Opened a few letters with my Spydie Almite Navigator.
Exciting isn't it,
Matt
-sorry, no fart jokes here...
 
a loose thread hanging off my boxers. Sorry...you asked :-)



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William Callahan

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without
hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd
never expect it."
-Jack Handey

I'm one of those wierdos who likes Zytel.
 
Cut open some screener boxes at work with my Spydie Wegner. Too bad you had to whittle on those Oakley's, those are not cheap!
 
I cut open a plastic bottle with my BM Ascent cause it contained a message. I had just fished it out of the north sea.

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Seek simplicity, and distrust it.
Whitehead, Alfred North (1861 - 1947)
 
first thing I cut today: a Pork chop I was eating for lunch at work

Second thing: my right index finger tip sheesh, I was always an accident prone child...(I'd have been safer collecting brightly colored, rounded tipped, plastic childrens scissors)
 
after I cut that before you get out of bed fart.....
A box that the mailman left that was wrapped in 10 layers of Duct tape that Ryu had sent with my new Mean Street. Yipee.
And a big Mahalo Keith.
 
I did a good job on the Oakleys. They look just fine with out the white on the sides.
 
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