The History of the Middle Finger

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Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as "plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."


IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.
 
I had heard that one before (HBO special with Robert Wuhl I think...). I was never sure it was true, but it sure makes a good story :)

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If things sound too good to be true I go to snopes.com to checkem out first. It's the wikipedia of urban legends.
 
But but but... how do you know snopes isn't full of baloney?!? :D (the snopes explanation/debunking does make sense, I admit)
 
and how 'bout the (urban legend[?]) that snopes.com "plants" some of these stories so as to assure its own continued usage and existence...?
 
and how 'bout the (urban legend[?]) that snopes.com "plants" some of these stories so as to assure its own continued usage and existence...?

Wow..that could be true. BTW, I work for the CIA :D
 
IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

For Sale: one French Army rifle. Never been fired, and only dropped once :D

(yeah I know, that line was first used in reference to ARVN troops, "Cowboy" said it in "Full Metal Jacket". But I think it still applies today!)

Kerry, admitting that you work for the CIA only proves that you really work for the KGB! :D
 
Wow..that could be true. BTW, I work for the CIA :D

Ah, c'mon Kerry, your last avatar was a little spooky but do you really expect us to believe you're a spook?

Actually I used to work at a security post where one of the meet and greet the public people used to be a spook. It was rather interesting when sometimes people would come up and insist that they knew him from their home country.
 
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