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The package came on a day when work was lame.
Only it left me sick with a pleasurable tick.
I opened the box with a fine Jameson on the rocks.
Layer after layer I peeled knowing that my fate was sealed.
For I knew I had the illness that violently shook life's stillness.
In my hands it lay begging to go outside and play.
What flue you ask -- that so strongly took me to task.
I'll give you a clue -- it rhymes with Catmandu.
Only it's origins aren't Swamp Cat but rather the reputable Swamp Rat.
And so without further ado -- I present you with my Ratmandu.
Only it left me sick with a pleasurable tick.
I opened the box with a fine Jameson on the rocks.
Layer after layer I peeled knowing that my fate was sealed.
For I knew I had the illness that violently shook life's stillness.
In my hands it lay begging to go outside and play.
What flue you ask -- that so strongly took me to task.
I'll give you a clue -- it rhymes with Catmandu.
Only it's origins aren't Swamp Cat but rather the reputable Swamp Rat.
And so without further ado -- I present you with my Ratmandu.
