The Liars Circle.

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Just to the west of Cambbridge Maryland, on route 343 is an inlet from the Chesapeake Bay called Jenkins Creek. It was of course named after the Jenkins family who have been in that area ever since the original members of that clan deserted from John Smith's expedition. At least thats the story put out by the Jenkins family.

This was the same family that owned the run down clapboard building that was a local general store. At least they called it a store, and you could buy things there as long as it had to do with canned goods, strong drink, fishing gear or bait, or ammunition and hunting supplies. It was also the meeting place of the exalted members of the Liars Circle.

The liars circle consisted of the oldest, and wisest of the elders of Dorchester county, at least to us kids who thought we were blessed by the almighty when these venerated elders would let us sit and listen to thier wisdom. I had no idea why our mothers and aunts said they were no good shiftless loafers. The wise elders held court from some rickity wood chairs that were arranged around the pot bellied stove in the winter, and out around the cracker barrel on the sagging front porch in the summer. When one of us kids were permitted to listen to the wise men, we had to make do with an up ended crate, chairs were for the elders.

One summer day when I was young and spent my summers down at grandads on the bay, I had bicycled in to buy a cold Coke from the machine at the store. The Liars circle was in court on the shaded porch, and as I sipped my cold drink I inched closer to gather any pearls of wisdom that came my way. Mr Jenkins himself, a can of Pabst Blue ribbon in hand, saw me and asked "Ain't you old man devlins grandkid?"

I assured him I was and he told me to pull up a box and have a seat. I felt giddy with the honnor of being invited. They were disgussing knives, a favorite subject there along with guns, hunting, fishing, and some mysterious subject that we boys were always told to leave, as some sort of secret conversation was above our standing.

There was a general discussion going on about how much blade a man needs on his pocket knife. Some were saying 3 inches, some 4 inches, some going for 2 and a half inches. Old man Jenkins was holding to the opinion that at least as much blade as a large trapper would give you. Billy Calder, a small weasel of a man who was rumored to be one of the best chicken thieves in the county, disagreed. He thought the average barlow gave a man enough blade to do most anything he needed to. This went back and forth for a while, with everyone giving their opinion. I listened well hoping to learn from these elders.

One of the members, Bill the trapper, reputed to be the best muskrat trapper on the eastern shore, rapped his empty beer can on the arm of the old wood chair he was sitting in. Silence fell on the elders as Bill was the most esteamed member of the circle.

Bill held up one finger in silence. All present looked at the raised index finger and waited for him to speak. And waited.

Bill seamed lost in thought, but after a while he realized he had the attention of all the rest of the wise men

"This is it!" he said, and we waited for him to elaborate on that.

And we waited. Bill again seemed lost in thought, and I could only think his thinking being a bit slow that day, had something to do with the large pile of empty Pabst cans at his side. Finally he cought up his train of thought.

"This is all the blade you need," he said still holding up his index finger. "I've skinned deer, muskrat, and a few things I won't name, and all I used is a finger length of blade!"

He finished this out pouring of wisdom with a loud belch, and then went to sleep in his chair.

Now 55 years later I think about the wisdom of the elders of the Jenkins general store patrons, and for the most part I think they had a handle on the truth of the matter. They may well have been a den of chicken thieves, loafers, poachers, trappers, and Lord knows what else, but they used alot of knives in whatever they really did do. I think about the average stockman, barlow, jackknife, and they really do give you just about a finger length of blade.

If that was good enough for Bill the trapper, it's good enough for me.:D
 
Well said, brother Jackknife. Another amen from the choir.
 
Nice idea!
Mind you, depends on one's fingers...mine are very long and thin!
 
Nice idea!
Mind you, depends on one's fingers...mine are very long and thin!

Maybe a trim, bare head trapper for you then! ;)

Another great read, brother! Those old boys knew a thing or two from really using and carrying around things!

Perhaps in repentance for trading off some good old wood & steel guns for that "black" gun, I finally succumbed to the call of an old Mossberg 500AR. It's and earlier one and one of the upscaled ones (for a Mossberg) that has genuine walnut stocks, a vent rib (not common then), and a C-Lect choke on the end. I'm sure some of the old timers on here will remember those and Poly-Chokes, not to mention the Cutts you see on the end of a bunch of old Win Model 12s.

As I was enjoying going over the old fellow, I got to thinking about those old chokes and the screw in ones we have today. It also made think of the multi-tools abounding today that have as part of the system a sheath full of tool attachments/sockets.

While the C-Lects and Poly-Chokes may not have looked as streamlined as barrels do now with their internal chokes, these old devices did represent a practical application that still makes some sense. Whether you are shooting in the field or on a sporting clays course there may be times you want to switch chokes. If you want to with screw-in chokes you have to pull out your choke wallet and your choke wrench to make the change. Same if you are in the field and say move from hunting heavier cover or short range birds to perhaps some wild pheasants. With a good old C-Lect/Poly choked gun you just twist the choke to the setting you want. And depending on what you are shifting to in the field you may change shot sizes. But all along, you don't have to worry about forgetting or losing your tubes and wrench or fumbling in the field and dropping them into the weeds or snow. Less to carry as well. Your slippy and some shells in your pocket and you were set to hunt nearly anything AND be able to dress it out.

Back then a big SAK was the primary multi-tool, and it had all it's tools attached. If you had the knife you had the tools. One knife, lots of utility, and the worse you might lose or misplace would be the toothpick or the tweezers (handy for those occasional stickers and thorns).

Those finger length, two and three blade patterns? Plenty of cutting power in an easy carried package with everything attached. You could set the angles on different blades for different purposes. I recall one of Jackknife's tales where Mr. Van kept a spey blade dull to use as a scraper. I use the clip on my EDC mini-trapper for general use and the spey for delicate tasks that require an extra sharp edge. I always did that on my various SAKs that had a main and a pen blade. I always kept small angles on the pen and called it my scalpel, and it was nearly as sharp as one.

Those "...no good shiftless loafers." had a hand's on wisdom. When those fancy sportin boys came out to be "Woodsmen" with all their gear and looked down on those poor bumpkins and their use-worn, humble gear, they never realized that they were looking at the learned, the Ph.D.s and seeing the results of what they had learned about real woods running.

Jackknife, and anyone else lucky to sit in on some of those sessions were mighty lucky! And they know they were lucky too!
 
I remember those polychokes hanging on the end of a barrel. Those boys down home never had much more than a simple break open shotgun, and they learned early on to use the powder charge to change the patten in a fixed choke gun. A high brass load will shoot a larger pattern than a low brass one. Just as a 3 or 3 1/4 dram load with say number 5 shot, will shoot wider than number 5 shot with a 2 3/4 or even 2 1/2 dram charge of the same powder. This was the way you compansated with a muzzle loading shotgun, and it carried over to the old break open Stevens that was popular down on the bay. Very often a man had one load of shells in his right pocket, with a few of another in his left coat pocket.

Also if cought poaching, the gun was confiscated, and a cheap single barrel could be replaced way easier than a nice pump, even if they wanted to spend the money on a pump. Back then in the 1940's and 50's, the eastern shore was a place out of time. It had always been isolated from the rest of Maryland, and untill the Bay Bridge was built around 1959-60, it was a remote place with it's own character, and characters. There was a great number of professional poachers on the Choptank that delt with certain resuraunts to make sure duck, venison, and even pheasent was available to certain clientle when the money was right. The marshes and piney woods were rich in game. Even working watermen would keep a simple shotgun on the boat to take a illeagal duck or goose to put on the table and feed their family. As much as the eastern shore was a place remote in the old days, it was also a place of working men who did not have alot of money to play with. They learned to do well with cheap simple tools, and to improvise. As a result they gained a sort of reverse snob attitude. The men made fun of those shotguns with the polychokes, saying things like "He must be too dumb to learn to shoot if he needs all that stuff on his gun!".

Once the Bay bridge got built and the rich folk from Baltimore and Annapolis had easy accsess to the area, weekend homes started to be built, vacation development started, and the place lost alot of its charater. The old boy crowd at places like Jenkins General Store became a little too embarrasing to have around in the open. But to this day there are still some of them making back door deals with resturaunts supplying pheasent and venison for customers who own the Benz's and Caddies out front. And alot of them are still using the old break open guns because they are cheap but effective, and no loss if they have to get ditched running from the local game warden!

I really do consider myself very, very, lucky to have known it in the "old" days.
 
Good points Jackknife. I do recall those tricks with using shot charges for varying pattern. However, I didn't get into real shotgunning until I was an adult and shooting trap and doing some reloading. That was still before screw-in chokes. That's when I really learned about pellet deformity from set-back and all those other things that let you tweak a pattern by just changing loads. Running the woods as a kid though it was whatever .410s we had at the house for that old Stevens .22lr/.410. Being Southern Ohio farm country there were a few more working pump guns around since most of them didn't poach for more than a bite of meat or two. Still plenty of those old break actions were around too.

Even today, for the price of a fancy gun you can pick up several solid top-breaks, especially if you get used. They break down into a short package if you want to make it part of a survival kit, or whatever.

In those days wood had to have nice figure and flame, barrels had to be richly blued. By then I was a bit snobby about those things on the end of the barrel. While I couldn't afford Perazzi or Kreigoff class. I had an D-Grade, Remington 1100 or later a Winchester, mill-ribbed, Model 12 with Pigeon Grade wood. Like I said, not what the real, high-dollar boys played with, but enough for me to be a bit snobby. Funny though, at the same time I seemed to be getting into those big, bad knives.

Now, I like even my fixed blade knives a bit shorter and my folders in basic slippy. Now, I like good old fashioned working guns and guns with character. I can't walk in the shop without fondling the used single-shots. ;)

I guess as we get a little patina on us we start to realize that often, less is more and old stuff still works if we use if we know how to use it. Somewhere in the beginning of the trip we think we can't do anything without all the cool bells and whistles. Then we start to realize we often don't do things as well as we could have because the bells and whistles get in the way. Eventually, we figure out which of the bells and whistles do work for us and make things a little easier for the way we function, while we dump all the ones that don't.

Sometimes a good knife is just a good knife, and sometimes it is a way of life. Sometimes, a good knife, a gun, an old piece of outdoor equipment, is a transportation device to a fine place.
 
Jackknife, you write the best stories!
And more than being only stories, they are true words of wisdom.
Thank you so much for sharing another one with us.

/ Karl
 
Thanks Jackknife, I love to read your stories. Your story on the peanut is what got me into them. I never thought much about them before, Then I looked at your post. It has been in my pocket since I got it.


Thanks,
John
 
Thanks jackknife!!! Sorry I didn't get to it sooner, but it made for a nice way of easing out of having my head stuck in a spreadsheet for the last six hours.

As usual, you helped me decompress quite nicely...ahhhh.....

You stuff always remind me of what brought and keeps me here. The folding prybar armor piercing tanto cinder block bisecting kukhri world of tactical was not decompressing me. Does one need any folding knife more than a finger long? I doubt it.

Need a bigger blade? Get an axe. Get a nice Eye Brand Stag Handled Skinner with lovely patina (like somebody just did). Get a Mora.

I'll bet dollars to donuts none of the Liar's Club, in all their days saw the need to put their knife though a refrigerator door, cinder block, beef brisket, or a dozen stacked sheets of cardboard.

I'm sure seeing those knife "demonstrations" would have caused them to belch, maybe go out back to "see a man about a horse," and then go back to sleep.
 
I recall seeing a real demonstration of blade prowess way back on TV once. It was on the Andy Griffith show. Andy was sitting on the front porch in the evening with Aunt Bea, Opie, and Barney. He proceeded to take his pocket knife and neatly peel an apple so that the peel came off in one long, continuous piece! Now that is a good demonstration of using a knife. :D
 
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