The Meat axe,from the Mordor Classics series.

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Ubiquitous throughout the USSR and satellite countries,this beast was the main tool of butchers in every market and shop.
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Ranging in size anywhere from 5 to 10 lbs it was produced in many a factory in many a variation on this one theme,short handle,and very wide,closely-set blade.
This particular specimen was brought by my good friend from Odessa,Ukraine,where they still struggle with shaking off that nightmare that was the Soviet State.
A fully functional modern version it is even filthier than most,crudely fabricated by arc-welding plate steel together,however i've no doubt the balance and it's basic functionality are unaffected.
Guys who wielded such tools prided themselves on precision,could indeed hit Exactly where they aimed,and commonly competed by chopping a match-stick laterally in halves and quarters(soviet matches were particularly skinny and meager,so i'd say the idea was to be within +/- 1/32" or less).
They say that sawing meat is an abomination,as it frays the fibers making it unsuitable for cooking:)...A clean,smooth cleaved surface is supposedly far superior.
So this is where the Eastern side of Europe inclined towards,while to the West,before more modern methods,they gravitated towards the cleaver-like carcass-splitters,mass extending in length,whilst these remained a close-handled axe-like tools.
We briefly touched on these before,and there used to be some videos on the actual use of this ugly brutish thing.I'll try to look up and post some.
I think that this particular one is more for smaller critters,such as pig and mutton,the edge being straight it's a one-hit tool.Bigger ones for beef had a slight radius to the edge,for longer extended cuts.
 
What I like is seeing presented axes for uses beyond woodchopping. Poor butcher that I am I end up picking bone chips, the size of dinner plates, out of my mouth when I sit down with a plate of chops - better than eating bone saw dust in an ignorant bliss probably though. 'course Hults Bruk never did intend such an improvisation when they set out on their course.
 
Ernest,good on you for trying this difficult feat.
That's exactly the idea(one of the main ones in butchering),to leave no bone fragments.
I read a description of how it's done,and it sounded quite tricky,and the guy recommended being mentored to begin with.
That article had some cool photos of huge beef bones split very cleanly,including the femural joint itself...(if my internet wasn't SO effing lousy i could post some photos...:(...).
It's a funky deal,obviously chopping bones is not actual Chopping,so the axe is used in a weird way to impact this very hard substance without shattering it or damaging it's edge...
The HT and edge maintenance is of course very tricky on these,needing to do the above,that chisel-like job,and remain very keen and sharp to still make glassy-smooth cuts in meat...
Anymore,it's closing onto being a rare skill...
 
Yes,David,curious tools,these...
Here's about how they're used(from 3:10 or so):
That man is butchering beef,so his axe has a slight radius to the edge.It's also a typical factory product from the bad old USSR days.(vs the one shown above which is a regional variation,bootlegged in some small fab-shop).
Soviet-era original ones by a number of factories are still plentiful,$20-30 will get you one in an unused,cosmolined condition,and are preferred by the pros(probably out of habit).
 
The 3 second rule was definitely involved there.
Beat me by seconds on that there.

Those are beastly Toporesque things. The Finns had a large one of a similar build. The poll from the one in the video is interesting as well.

I know I have a tendency to dumb things down so I will apologize now but this came to mind:
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The 3 second rule was definitely involved there.
:)
The comments under that video are quite divided:A number of obviously professional butchers disagree with his technique,but also especially are critical of his lack of basic cleanliness,that floor biz,and lack of hat and some other details...(as well as of that funny Sergeant Pepper coat:).
Some others think that he's perfectly adequate,or even pretty darn hot:)...
It's just a random video picked in a hurry,i'm sure there're better ones.
 
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