The melon war of 2013 (bk content of course)

bsmith_shoot

bsmith_shoot

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Yesterday evening, while sitting on the porch with my boys and girlfriend, my oldest son Connor caught a glimpse of a vicious invader moving to lay seige on our stronghold. The call to arms was sounded, and I grabbed for my trusty old BK9!!
As the invading melon moved in, I grabbed ahold of him and moved to attack....
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As my BK plunged into his fleshy insides, I heard a sickening sound....
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I hacked my adversary into pieces!!! The smell of victory is incredibly sweet......
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To the victor the spoils......
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And to relax after war, I put my girl to work trimming some limbs :D .....
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Oh btw, she its now a member of bf as of last night. Look her up, but don't tell her about this thread lol!!!!! Her username is Sammi16.
 
You see people? DO YOU SEE?!? THIS is why you NEED a BK9. This is exactly why you can't not have a BK9.
 
A rampless 9 is the most fearsome and useful tool know to man (besides a remote control of course).
 
Good stuff bsmith! I imagine we won't see a watermelon worth eating up this way for at least a month.
 
Perfect use of a 9!
This alone should justify to my wife why I need to buy a 9 ASAP.
My wife brought a watermelon home last week. I should have taken the shotgun to it.
Can't say I haven't warned her about out of season fruit, but she always brings me home more targets for the shotgun.:D
 
acerpower said:
Perfect use of a 9!
This alone should justify to my wife why I need to buy a 9 ASAP.
My wife brought a watermelon home last week. I should have taken the shotgun to it.
Can't say I haven't warned her about out of season fruit, but she always brings me home more targets for the shotgun.:D
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Just tell her I said you needed one.
 
Kymedic45 said:
Welcome Sammi!! 2nd bigghoss an I use that to convince my wife as well???
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Yeah. Whatever it takes. Tell her it'll come in handy with the yard work if you have to. But only as a last resort because then she'll hold you to it.
 
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