The new sad boring thread

BruiseLeee

BruiseLeee

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This is for the bitter people who aren't allowed to post in the happy, fun thread.

Post your gripes and whines or don't post at all. :rolleyes:

Durn gas prices. :grumpy:
 
Damned Fixed Income.:grumpy:

Dayumed sad people posting in a sad assed bitter thread.
 
ndns are always in their very own private clique. The only clique that really excites me is the one when the hammer is pulled back on my Walther P-1/P-38.:thumbup: :p ;) :D :cool: And the one of course when the hammer strikes the firing pin causing it to make a Big Clique, can't wait to get out and fire it. Maybe this weekend it's s'possed to rain and cool off a bit!!!!:thumbup: :p ;) :D :cool:
 
Dadburn wind got to blowing so hard this evening it knocked over a full can of cold beer. Dayumed sad, but I ain't bitter about it, it was my buddy's beer.;)

Bitter, hell yes, still ain't got over the first time a hot young chick asked, "excuse me, do you happen to have the time?", then looking at me closer added, "sir". That's how you know life's about to start getting easier, 'cause it's all downhill from there. Bitter? You betcha.

Sarge
 
My grass-related water bill will be huge this month. After dumping all that money on the lawn you'd think there would be some green grass out there but I have given up on green. All I can do is keep it alive. Greenish-brown will have to do.
 
Bill Marsh said:
You're not in my clique. Boycotting.
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I thought this was supposed to be a sad and bitter thread? You had me shooting coffee out of my nose laughing!!!

Steve
 
ferguson said:
I thought this was supposed to be a sad and bitter thread? You had me shooting coffee out of my nose laughing!!!
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Durn people with weak nasal passages. You probably like Dune as well. :grumpy:
 
With a properly-fitted desert stilsuit, you wouldn't lose moisture when you laughed.:(
 
Durn garters always pulling the hair on my.......oops wrong forum.
Terry
 
I'm bitter about wasted coffee. (insert caffeine deprived moan here)

I'm bitter that in the World Cup, Argentina just blew the doors off Serbia 6-0, and I couldn't watch. AND my high-school aged daughter, home today for the first day of her summer holidays, couldn't care less ...
 
Sylvrfalcn said:
Bitter, hell yes, still ain't got over the first time a hot young chick asked, "excuse me, do you happen to have the time?", then looking at me closer added, "sir". That's how you know life's about to start getting easier, 'cause it's all downhill from there. Bitter? You betcha.
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A buddy of mine who's a fashion photographer is in his 50's now and was complaining the other day, "When I first got in this business the models would ask me if I was single cuz they wanted to go out with me. After a few years they'd ask if I was single cuz they wanted to set me up with their sister. A few years later, they'd ask cuz they wanted to set me up with their MOTHER!

Finally, last week in Chicago, a real pretty little gal comes up and asks if I'm single. I'm starting to think I still have IT, when she says "If you're single, I want you to meet my GRANDMOTHER, I think you would make a really cute couple." Oh the humility"
 
You guys have been mad and sad...but not boring.

Today is the date printed on my milk's "best if used by..." I thought about drinking, but thought that might be way too much excitement. Rode my motorcycle to work. Took the short straight way and did 30 mph the whole way. Got behind an older lady in an old buick....no vanity plate to read.
Got to work and the phone rang...it was not Com. Gordon calling for me to save the city...again. It was an automated voice telling me that i could save a lot of money on company insurance by switching to blah blah blah. I thought about getting mad and hanging up, but that would be disrepectful...even to a machine. So i quietly listened and inserted polite "mm hmm"'s where appropriate.
Then i went down stairs and my boot was untied. I didn't trip and fall or anything. I just noticed it and tied it when i reached the bottom.
I'm going to go drink my 7 Up. It'll be ok, but not great. Kinda flat and warm. bought it yesterday and never drank it.

Jake
 
Sylvrfalcn - The first 'Sir' is the hardest, but you'll never get over it! If they know you it may/could be out of respect - hopefully. Unfortunately, in the case they do not know you - you're old {in their eyes}. The pain hurts as I know, with streaks of grey in my hair:( bummer dude
 
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