The one thing that scares me in the woods...

I bet next time he feels the natures call he is going to grab two things: TP in one hand and a big gun on the other.

I have read stories about people getting bitten in the butt by several critters, and even more people getting stung by poisonus plants and such... but never heard of a voyeur bear.

Mikel
 
Reminds me of a story I heard, or read, many years ago. Back in the days when Warlords and Ninjas were the norm in Japan, a battle between two warring factions took place. Apparently one Warlord attacked the others fortress/camp/village in an attempt to kill the leader and claim his stuff for his own. A big battle (I'm thinking they were fighting to the tune of "Everyone is Kung Fu Fighting.. ;) ) ensued and the attackers were beaten back. The next morning the Warlord (or Emperor) of the victorious side goes to his "other throne" and becomes a shish-kabob. A small framed Ninja from the attacking force had snuck into the leaders' private bathroom and hidden out under the "throne" waiting for the opportune time to thrust a spear upward into his target. Several times.

I bet that hurt like a....

I'm no leader or anyone special, but after reading that, I always check the holes out before sitting and doing my bizness! You just never know where those sneaky Ninja's will show up :)
 
That would suck, literally caught with your pants down.

I was turkey hunting a couple of years ago and really had to go, looked around the general area and hadn't seen anyone else in a few days of hunting anyway. So anyway there I am right in the middle of going and a guy walks by literally within 20 yards picking mushrooms. He looked up at me and just kept right on picking them. Kind of awkward.
 
I'm more paranoid about it hunting.

A guy one time in my state was shot and a hunter mistook the white toilet paper for a deer flag going up.
 
Mudbug007 said:
Reminds me of a story I heard, or read, many years ago. Back in the days when Warlords and Ninjas were the norm in Japan, a battle between two warring factions took place. Apparently one Warlord attacked the others fortress/camp/village in an attempt to kill the leader and claim his stuff for his own. A big battle (I'm thinking they were fighting to the tune of "Everyone is Kung Fu Fighting.. ;) ) ensued and the attackers were beaten back. The next morning the Warlord (or Emperor) of the victorious side goes to his "other throne" and becomes a shish-kabob. A small framed Ninja from the attacking force had snuck into the leaders' private bathroom and hidden out under the "throne" waiting for the opportune time to thrust a spear upward into his target. Several times.

I bet that hurt like a....

I'm no leader or anyone special, but after reading that, I always check the holes out before sitting and doing my bizness! You just never know where those sneaky Ninja's will show up :)
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When I was a child we lived in Africa for a while, we had indoor plumbing but no screens, and you always had to check under the seat in case a Tarantula was hanging out there; apparently they liked to lurk in hidden places near water... eek!
 
Lived in Alaska for 8+ years. Had a friend who lived in a cabin with no running water get stuck in his outhouse for 3 hours one winter day. He hadn't taken a shotgun with him and a moose cow and calf came in between him and the cabin. He didn't forget the shotgun again.

Charlie
 
WOW! When this bear takes a ____ in the woods, I tend to do it nekkid. Hikers be damned. I ain't shy, & grew up on a farm so crappin' in the brush next to the field we were workin' was the norm. As for the nekkid part, well I strip from the waist down & put my shoes back on. It only takes 1 time of droppin a deuce on your overall gallouses or even on the back of your pants to learn it's better to scare the onlookin' wildlife than wear your own feces...
 
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