The Pharmacist

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Barkes Knife Shop

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The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
He asks the blonde clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"
The blonde clerk responds, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him a 4 oz bottle of laxative."
The pharmacist yells, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a laxative!"
The blonde clerk responds, "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough." :yawn:
 
heh, I was thinking this was a different one before I got to reading. Let's see how bad I screw it up.

A young man is told by his girlfriend that she wants to take their burgeoning relationship to the next level when he comes over to her house for dinner. He goes to the drug store to buy condoms, but knows nothing about them. He asks the pharmacist, who spends a good deal of time discussing protection and other aspects of sex with the young man. The pharmacist then asks the young man how many condoms he would like, as they come packaged in a variety of quantities. The young man decides on the largest, telling the pharmacist that he expects to be quite busy that evening.
Loaded for bear, he ventures to her house that evening, and is greeted by her father at the door. They head to the dinner table, where the mother and the young lady have placed the food. The father then begins to say grace, and all bow their heads. When he finishes, the young man keeps his head down. After another moment or two, his girlfriend leans over and whispers, "I didn't realize you were so religious."

He replies to her, "I didn't realize your dad was a pharmacist."
 
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