The Redneck Rapper .

[Kevin the grey]

My name is gray haired Kevin .

I,m a rapper from up north .

You don,t like sloppy seconds ?

Well I come in fourth .

Theres the banks and government .

They are both ahead of me .

By the time they are finished.

so am I materially .

You say my maths no good .

Thats only two not three .

I forgot to add my ex .

She is way ahead of me .

It don,t matter much ,

If I,m living or I,m dead .

She has got to be paid ,

or the whole damn world sees red .

They,ll take away my license .

They,ll take away my car .

They,ll take me away in braceletts.

while I,m sitting at the bar .

Off to debtors prison ,

though you know it don,t exist .

If I wasn,t so polite ,

I,d be so damned pi$$ed .

I drink from mason jars ,

cause its what I can afford

Yeah I,m the redneck rapper .

Even though I live up north .

L:O:L

 

[JimmyJimenez]

Lol!.........

 

[M. Taylor]

You do know what happens when you play coutry music backwards, don't you?

You get your job back, dog back, house back, wife back, truck back...

 

[Fiddleback]

LOL.

LOL.

If you had started rapper with a "W" I would have thought this was new marketing for camo condoms.