The Royal Army of India

[Thomas Linton]

Yah, yah. I know. But it's still funny -- in a bent, eBay way.

"This is the finest Military Ghurkha produced in the world today. Produced for the Royal Army of India, this ghurkha is made for rugged outdoor use."

So the Indian Pretender is apparently assembling a Ghurka Army (clones one presumes) to retake the throne of India.

(I wonder if he will hire the famous Turkish Ghurkas of eBay fame to back his play.)

 

[Dakki]

You have just inspired a steampunk short story, sir.

 

[Dave Rishar]

That would be something to try...if I had an army of Ghurka clones, anyway. Time to start hitting the garage sales again.

(If you see any on Ebay, let me know.)

 

[Berkley]

Yep, and if Akbar II does an eBay search for "GORKHA ARMY 3138 " he can locate an Aussie kukri supplier who makes the official manufacturer of hammers and toilet seats for the pentagon look like a bargain basement .