Cougar Allen
Buccaneer (ret.)
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- Oct 9, 1998
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Hey Phil -- the sane moderator is away! Let's do something silly!!!
There are all kinds of contests we could have: How many knives can Cliff Stamp break in an hour? How many times can Jim March offend collectors of fantasy knives in one thread? How much pipe could a Cougar chop if a Cougar could chop pipe? How far can Vampire Gerbil get walking down Main Street in full costume in broad daylight before he gets arrested for Public Weirdness?
-Cougar :{)
There are all kinds of contests we could have: How many knives can Cliff Stamp break in an hour? How many times can Jim March offend collectors of fantasy knives in one thread? How much pipe could a Cougar chop if a Cougar could chop pipe? How far can Vampire Gerbil get walking down Main Street in full costume in broad daylight before he gets arrested for Public Weirdness?
-Cougar :{)