The "Terror Monkey" Mil. Over Run Will Be The Knob Creek Special ! ! ! !

Jerry Busse

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These INFI Chimps are wicked ! ! ! ! :cool: . . . .

We don't have many. . .

They have a very cool and unusual mil. camo pattern. . .

They are: .200" thick. . . .Clip gound. . . Based on the Ergo platform. . . . There are partial serrations on some. . . and some feature differently shaped handles. All in all, these are very cool!!!! We will be blowing them out at ridiculous prices over the weekend. . . .

The name "Terror Monkey" is derived from the units that carry these. . . .

There are three lengths. . . . 9 1/2" . . .7 1/2" . . . and 6 1/2" . . .all are very cool!!!!
 
Jerry Busse said:
These INFI Chimps are wicked ! ! ! ! :cool: . . . .

We don't have many. . .

They have a very cool and unusual mil. camo pattern. . .

They are: .200" thick. . . .Clip gound. . . Based on the Ergo platform. . . . There are partial serrations on some. . . and some feature differently shaped handles. All in all, these are very cool!!!! We will be blowing them out at ridiculous prices over the weekend. . . .

The name "Terror Monkey" is derived from the units that carry these. . . .

There are three lengths. . . . 9 1/2" . . .7 1/2" . . . and 6 1/2" . . .all are very cool!!!!
Cool!!!!! wish I could be there....
by the way... man you're up late or get up early.... your my hero!
I'm already turnin into a pumpkin... :eek: :yawn:
 
Residents of Marve Road claim that a wild monkey has been terrorising them for the last five months. Locals claim that the animal’s disfigured appearance suggests it is rabid.

“The monkey has no skin on one side of its face,” says watchman RN Sharma of Shalimar building on Marve Road.

Sharma claims that the monkey lives on the terrace of the G block of Sharmilar building and feeds on the tamarind tree that brushes against the terrace of the building.

The monkey recently attacked Aditya Joshi, a six-year-old boy studying in St Anne’s High School.

The boy was feeding the monkey chapattis when it caught hold of the boy’s shirt.

Sharma, who was present at the spot, saved the boy but was bitten on the neck and hand and had to get 15 injections.
 
More than 70 percent of macaque monkeys are latently infected with the herpes B virus. The preferred name of the virus currently is Cercopithecine herpesvirus 1. In the infected macaques, which include the laboratory rhesus monkey, this virus behaves much like oral herpes, causing recurrent oral blisters and ulcers. This virus can be passed to humans by bites as well as by exposure of the monkey's body fluids to a human's eye or mouth. When the monkeys are in a stressful situation, as would occur in a lab or in transport to the United States, the monkey's shedding of virus increases, making it more likely that a human will be infected.
 
The best time to hunt monkeys is in the morning or afternoon -- at low tide, when they come down to look for crabs," confirms hunter Lassana Djassi, shotgun in hand. "Personally, I don't eat monkey because I'm Muslim... but he does." He gestures toward Fernando, a Bissau native who is busy scratching Djassi's name in the sand. Grinning widely, Fernando boasts that he makes three to four monkey kills a day -- usually reserving one for himself. Skinning the primate and scooping out its insides, he stews it in water, lime, salt, tomatoes and a touch of chile. As with any meat, choosing a companion wine is no monkey business. Fernando recommends red wine, palm wine or cashew wine.
 
And the Continental trade in contraband Cornelius is growing. Ripe monkey heads and appendages arriving in bloody baggage from Equatorial Guinea (a former Spanish colony) failed to seduce Spanish airport luggage handlers, though restaurant diners in Madrid and Brussels might be grateful for these simian godsends from the Monkey Mayflower. For serious Thanksgiving inspiration, though, one must backtrack to Africa, with its simian smorgasbord of guenons and duikers, baboons and drills. Red and green, black and white, all are precious in His sight -- Jesus (and the discerning sub-Saharan) loves the little monkeys of the world.
 
Before proclaiming monkey "the other white meat," consumers should also be aware of health concerns. When diners in Gabon devoured a chimpanzee found dead in the forest, all thirteen died from hemorrhagic fever, thus rekindling fears of Ebola. Those who link green monkeys to HIV would wisely heed virologists' advice to avoid raw primates and other roadkill.
 
moral of the story is

EAT MORE LEMUR!!! :p


Fresh lemur meat is often cooked in a Tomato Sauce made from tomatoes, chile peppers, and onions. Smoked lemur meat can be prepared in a Tomato-Peanut sauce: Soak the smoked meat in water, then rinse and drain it. Fry tomatoes, onions, chile pepper, in hot palm oil. Add tomato paste and the lemur meat. Simmer until all is tender. Season with salt and pepper.
 
Similar to my recipe for Buffalo Monkey Wings.
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Stewed lemur brains on grits has always been a breakfast favorite. :rolleyes:
 
Pictures. We need Pictures, now!

Seriously, I have to work Friday night so it will be a challenge to make it down (I'm in central Indiana). I will make it if I can get a GREAT blade at an even better price though!!! This will be only my second Busse, but you gott start somewhere, right?

Hope to see the pix soon.

Thanks :D
 
G19G26 said:
Pictures. We need Pictures, now!

Seriously, I have to work Friday night so it will be a challenge to make it down (I'm in central Indiana). I will make it if I can get a GREAT blade at an even better price though!!! This will be only my second Busse, but you gott start somewhere, right?

Hope to see the pix soon.

Thanks :D

Pics were posted in a new thread, located here http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=316538
 
G19G26 said:
Pictures. We need Pictures, now!

:D

Yeah ! Right!!.....We want pictures. Never seen a monkey stew before.

On the other hand, forget about the stew. Not hungry right now. Rather look at the monkey knife.

kee :)
 
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