The train ran late

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This kind of reminded me of the old Little Johnny jokes-

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year old son playing
with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and
her son saying, "all you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now
cause this is the last stop!" And all you sons of bitches who are getting
on, get your asses in the train cause we're going down the tracks."

A horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to
stay there for TWO HOURS." "When you come out, you may play with your train,
but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with
his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say. "All
passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a
pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She heard her
little darling continue. "For those of you boarding, remember, there is no
smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey
with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are
pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.
 
Well, that certainly got a laff here from both of us!

Thanks for the chuckle! LOL:thumbup:
 
Similar story...

A 6-year-old girl saw some men building a new house across the street and went over to investigate. Her mom went and asked the foreman if it was OK. "Sure ma'am, it's OK, we'll keep an eye on her."

She was a bright kid, asking lots of questions; soon they had her in a hardhat running little errands and stuff. This went on all week, each evening she came home and told mom what she learned and did. Mom was happy; the kid was having a good time and staying out of trouble. She was learning about hard, honest work. All good.

Come Friday, the guys on the crew threw in a few bucks and gave the kid her own pay envelope! Naturally, Mom was very proud and took her little darling to the bank to start her own savings account.

The lady at the bank heard the story, and said, "I'm very impressed, young lady, do you think you'll keep working with them?"

The little girl looked at her calmly and said,

"Well, hell, I'd sure like to, but if those fuckers at Home Depot don't deliver the goddamn drywall Monday, we ain't doin' a shittin' thing!"
 
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