The truth about INFI......

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pbubsy

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......is it's very addictive. I think the government should make a movie called: "INFI madness" to show the public the hoggish effects (remember "Reefer Madness"? :p ). It's worse than girl scout cookies or Lucky Strikes, or even Sector 9ine hill bombing ;). I need to get this out, here it goes:

My name is Paul and I'm an INFIholic........I've been a baby porker, a piglet if you will, since last October. I sometimes fall asleep with some INFI and a textbook in either hand. It's a good thing I don't move at all when I'm sleeping :D. I also test newly acquired blades on the calluses I have built up on my hands. Is that odd?

Ahhhhhh......that's better :) Not really:grumpy:.....I need a fix......we should have churches with nice old ladies that give us INFI and a cot when we're without for too long and we have trouble functioning :D. It works for Heroin addicts in Amsterdam!!

Anyone got a Eu Magnum? I got these cheeseburgers.............:rolleyes:
 
Look at all the smiley faces I'm using!!! I'm either turning into a teenage girl on myspace or the effects of infi are deterioriating my mind!!!
 
I scored my first INFI in Jan.
Is it to late for me to break clean?
Is there no way to go back to those simple days when a Microtech was all I needed?:o
 
I remember when I thought I was going crazy for spending 100 dollars on any knife (first one was a BM 710.)

Now I'm afraid to look at the bank statement...
 
Dennis in MA said:
Is it too late for me? I dreamt of a double-cut SFNO last night. No plot. Just the knife.
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My DC SFNO dream has been recurring since 05. :D

Now I dream of getting my surgeons and Jerry together for a real custom project.
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mymindisamob said:
My DC SFNO dream has been recurring since 05. :D

Now I dream of getting my surgeons and Jerry together for a real custom project.
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Youd be able to work as a tree trimmer, or car dismantler.

I think computer work may be out of the question, and you may have to get your wife to post for you on the forums.
 
Had a strange dream last night. I was being hunted through the forrest by something with only my Magnum. I was strangely calm. :)

The first "expensive" knife I bought was a Benchmade Griptillian (I KNOW, I splurged :D) it was all downhill from there.......

INFI.....hey, at least it's not crack!
 
Money is becoming a blurry concept replaced by INFI at odd moments.
My wife wants to go on a weekend trip, and I can think about is how much INFI that would cost?
 
steelnut said:
Money is becoming a blurry concept replaced by INFI at odd moments.
My wife wants to go on a weekend trip, and I can think about is how much INFI that would cost?
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I know exactly what you mean. I've just built a pond in our garden, now my wife wants a bridge over it, and has been showing me some in catalogues. It took seconds for me to work out how much infi I could get for the money. I'm making her a bridge...

Rick.
 
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