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It's an ice cream scoop.
At work on Saturday, I was stationed in the main lobby, and some people came up there with their kids to look at the cars on display.
They had been at The Keg for a birthday party, and had cake with them.
They asked the other guard if he wanted any cake, but he said no.
They asked me, and I said "Hell yeah I want some cake."
So, they asked if I had anything to put it on...there were no plates, but I had paper towels.
They asked if we had any utensils, which we didn't.
Then the magic question: "Do you at least have a knife?"
"I certainly do!", and out came the Tuff.
The longish blade was perfect for cutting it, and the width of blade made for a great scoop, as it was ice cream cake. :thumbup:
I'm not sure if the fuller adds strength, but it sure seems to aid in the most important of functions, which is getting delicious ice cream cake into my belly.
The kids thought it was hilarious that someone was using a knife in this way, so it even added to their enjoyment of the birthday outing.
So there you have it. The next time some dweeb asks "Why do you carry a knife anyway?", you have the perfect, indisputable answer:
"Cake."
At work on Saturday, I was stationed in the main lobby, and some people came up there with their kids to look at the cars on display.
They had been at The Keg for a birthday party, and had cake with them.
They asked the other guard if he wanted any cake, but he said no.
They asked me, and I said "Hell yeah I want some cake."
So, they asked if I had anything to put it on...there were no plates, but I had paper towels.
They asked if we had any utensils, which we didn't.
Then the magic question: "Do you at least have a knife?"
"I certainly do!", and out came the Tuff.
The longish blade was perfect for cutting it, and the width of blade made for a great scoop, as it was ice cream cake. :thumbup:
I'm not sure if the fuller adds strength, but it sure seems to aid in the most important of functions, which is getting delicious ice cream cake into my belly.
The kids thought it was hilarious that someone was using a knife in this way, so it even added to their enjoyment of the birthday outing.
So there you have it. The next time some dweeb asks "Why do you carry a knife anyway?", you have the perfect, indisputable answer:
"Cake."
