The War Against the Beer Cans Continues

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I done lost my mind this time.

This morning I generated two bags of trash and 20 megs or so of vids. I'm not able to put all of them up at once so I'm going to stagger this a bit over the next week or so.

The original idea was to stick with the swords and sword-like khuks but I got a little carried away. Just about everything (including the Tez Darr) got a piece of the action this morning. It was a bad day to be a beer can.

There were a few new additions to today's foolishness that weren't in place last time. For one thing, a lot of the cans were hung from 30 lb. test fishing line, making for more variable height over the stand. In some cases multiple cans were hung and attacked in quick succession. Also, on hand was my room mate as to act as safety observer and to add the occasional countrified commentary or bit of encouragement.

So, without further ado, today's three:

First up is the Tulwar. As its initial outing was against trees and brush, I wasn't too concerned about how it would hold up to beer cans. Despite a slightly misaligned edge it seemed to cut just fine. Multiple attacking beer cans were dispatched without undo aggrevation, although there was a bit of operator error involved. A rogue plastic bottle also fell to the tulwar's wrath before its thirst for recyclables was slaked.

The 30" Sirupati arrived very recently and was sharpened only just this morning. I hadn't initially planned on going the beer can route until I'd gained a bit of experience with it clearing brush but there were so many beer cans to go around this time, I couldn't resist. It's a bit heavy and difficult to control through complex maneuvers but once it gets going, it's actually fairly precise. I'm looking forward to working with it more in the future.

An attacking beer can meets an untimely demise.
Two beer cans bite the dust compliments of the Sirupati and its accompanying karda - a somewhat formidable knife in its own right.

I'd been dying to do some cutting with the Manjushree sword ever since it had arrived but hadn't until today for various reasons. This thing is incredible. Although the balance didn't appear to be anything exceptional at first, the more I swing it, the more agile this sword becomes. It cuts surprisingly cleanly for having such a thick cross section.

Two beer cans spend their final moments in terror as the Manjushree reaps its aluminum harvest.

A plastic milk jug eats steel three times. Had I not struck it halfway down on my first swing, the Manjushree would've made onion rings out of this unfortunate container.

No set of movies would be complete without some bloopers. Lest I get too full of myself, this is what happens when you have a lapse of judgement and underestimate a CS Grosse Messer: Okay, Bad Idea. My target stand is damaged but still mostly functional.

Also used today were the 20" Siru, Napoleon Sword, CS Grosse Messer, Cherokee Rose, 16.5" Chiruwa AK, AK Bowie, Tez Darr (like I said, I done lost my mind), an AC "WWII" khuk, and a 25" Kobra. More videos will follow in due time.

In the meantime, enjoy.

Edited to fix broken links and grammar.
 
Satori

Aint you cold?!?!
You're all wet!

Anyway,
Don't let your shoulder drop during a cut. Try to turn from the waist and keep your shoulders level during the cut.

Keep a going!
 
Satori, I'd like to see you put the target cans closer to the side you're cutting from to see if they will remain upright after you've cut them through.
It appears by setting them in the middle that they slide off just from inertia and there's not enough room for them to stay on the stand.
Great vids though and very impressive. I wonder if the Manjushree would have the same results as the CS sword if the same test was done?
When I first saw the cans on the string cut through I thought the khuk had mashed them but later saw that they were cut through at an angle. Kewl!!!!:cool:
 
I agree, and I haven't even seen the videos yet. Anyone who'd take the time to chop beer cans with long peices of treated metal, and FILM the thing, has SPIRIT.




munk
 
munk said:
I agree, and I haven't even seen the videos yet. Anyone who'd take the time to chop beer cans with long peices of treated metal, and FILM the thing, has SPIRIT.

I've had too much spirits, and too much free time on my weekends. Those may be the underlying problems here.
 
In the double can fight, how did you know which one to attack with the Siru vs the other with the karda? A look in it's eye...the way it handled itself...some sort of secret chopper fightin' technique?

LOL...two guys with beer, sharp objects and a cam...*priceless*

Thanks!
 
Dave Hahn said:
damn fine videos Satori, and you've got some nice skills there too!

If you're talking about how I got a case and a half worth of empty beer cans over the course of two days, you're right - it took some skill. I had help though. (Not enough.)
 
OK, I give.

How do I get the dammed thing to load so I can see the picture with the sound.

Or is this radio?



Is this part of the military-industrial complex's plot against me that started in the '60s?
 
Kis...I only opened it in a new window. If your security settings are different, you might have to right click and "Save Target As" to download it to your system prior to viewing.
 
Nasty said:
Kis...I only opened it in a new window. If your security settings are different, you might have to right click and "Save Target As" to download it to your system prior to viewing.
And/or you may just need to update your Windows Media Player. Wasn't there an upgrade here a little while back? Seems that I recall something about it but I may be mistaken.:confused:
 
I like my beer out of bottles.
The cans seem to really bug you.
Have you thought of the friendly beer bottle?
(not to cut, just to drink from)
 
99 cans of beer on the string...
99 cans of beer.

If Satori should happen to cut it in half...
98 cans of beer on the string.
 
man you have to contact the beer companys--you will become famous--you put real meaning in the saying--just killed another beer-- :eek: :) :eek:
 
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