- Joined
- Jun 25, 2001
- Messages
- 8,474
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that !]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really ?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far !]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly !]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy !]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so !]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial !]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect !]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think ?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought !]
Enfield (London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something !]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape ?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he prob ably IS the battery charge !]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough ?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans !]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken ?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again !]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall !]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
[Imagine that !]
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really ?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far !]
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Not if I wipe thoroughly !]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy !]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so !]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial !]
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect !]
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think ?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought !]
Enfield (London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something !]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape ?]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[he prob ably IS the battery charge !]
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough ?!]
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans !]
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken ?]
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again !]
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall !]
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
