the zombies are nigh

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alexs

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Another Miami zombie a week after the first:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...n-De-Leon-high-bath-salts-tries-bite-cop.html

And in case you missed it, here is the first zombie:
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles...bie-proves-need-to-ban-bath-salts-experts-say
(there are also nasty videos of the attack around the interwebby thingy)


Here, at the H.I. corner of the world, we have been preparing for it for a long time by amassing all kinds of sharp implements of zombie destruction, but who knew that it would all start in Miami of all places and have something to do with bath salts of all things... This may be a good time to yet again take out your sharpening and oiling equipment and get ready your M-43's, Chitlangis, Kobras, Bonecutters, Ganga Ram Specials, Gelbu Specials, WWII's , and, of course, AK's (both the chiruwa variety and the 47/74 variety).

You have been warned! Ignore at your own risk. The bath salts are everywhere, maybe even in your own bathroom as you read this, planning your doom and demise for your next anniversary when you try to be all romantic with the missus and light candles and spread rose petals all over the aromatic bath and bedroom, completely unsuspecting of the hunger and thirst that will obsess you for the rest of your un-life after tonight. Which reminds me, always keep a khukri under the sink, just protect it well against the moisture or you may end up with a rusted truck spring when you need it the most, which is quite useful too if you have had your tetanus shot.

Signed,
Arm Pitt (much like Owen and Mosh, but far more retarded and not a monster hunter, but a monster victim)
 
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I hope my GRS arrives soon. As much as I love my HI Bilton, I'd rather it not be my only Khukuri during a zombie attack... Though he 8 lb sledge hammer I keep by the door is still a very good brain smasher...
 
"Jake, why do you EDC a 12"-18" khuk every day? What possible use could you have for that?"

Freakin' zombies, man;)
 
a friend of mine wants to build a bracket on his bike to place his kuk within easy reach while riding, to chop off zombie heads...but I think I will be better off getting a better scope for the AR...this is my friend's kuk after I gave it some tlc and made a sheath strap as the wood was split, have no idea what kuk is it:

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zuluninja said:
have no idea what kuk is it:

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It is a Lion head khukuri made in India for toursists as a wall hanger. They really arent meant for any real usage and will usually break relatively easily if you try to chop hard with them.
 
this one was in pretty bad shape. Seems like someone took a grinder to sharpen it.
 
Good excuse for another khuk - looks like I should have one for wifey, just in case.

alexs said:
Signed,
Arm Pitt (much like Owen and Mosh, but far more retarded and not a monster hunter, but a monster victim)
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NICE! Say hi to your brother, BBQ, for me!
 
Darn alexs; you're going to make me buy another HI blade... and finally purchase body armor... and a new flashlight... and ammo... and some more sensible warm clothing... and tools...
 
The "bath salts" in question are evidently drugs that are so-labeled, not the traditional bath additives...

John
 
The biggest problems with zombies is that they are allowed to vote.

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n2s
 
This "legal" crap is reeking havoc here in S.C.--Jeezus help...and they thought "old illegal" stuff was bad...


"If you were selling sauteed raccoons "hineys" on a stick, people would buy them & eat them....especially if u dipped 'em in butter & put a little salsa on 'em" George Carlin.
 
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Looks like the zombat touched down in China:
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...bus-driver-chews-off-womans-face-7903914.html

The attack is the latest in a string of ‘face chewing’ incidents around the world.

In May, 31-year-old Rudy Eugene ate the face of 65-year-old homeless man Ronald Poppo in Miami. Poppo lost his left eye, had his right eye badly damaged, and suffered extreme injuries to the rest of his face after Eugene attacked him. Eugene was shot and killed by police during the incident.

Also in May, Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie and eating his brain and heart. The Kenyan student had apparently ranted on Facebook about 'mass human sacrifices' before the attack in the Baltimore suburbs.

In June, 26-year-old Charles Baker removed his clothes, stormed into his girlfriend’s house and bit and ate a chunk of a man’s arm, before powering through police taser guns until being tackled.

In another incident a 21-year-old man burst into a Florida restaurant shouting obscenities, and tried to bite the hand off a police officer.

And again in May, the Canadian porn star Luka Magnotta allegedly murdered his 33-year-old Chinese lover Jun Lin in a Montreal flat on the evening of May 24. Parts of the university student’s body were then posted to political offices in the city of Ottawa, including the Canadian Prime Minister’s party HQ.

A ten-minute video entitled ‘One Lunatic, One Ice Pick’ was posted online after the killing. The footage shows a man thought to be Magnotta attacking his naked, tied-up victim with an ice pick, before hacking him to pieces, eating parts of his flesh, and performing sexual acts on his corpse.
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