things to do while waiting for a new sebbie

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w feazell

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1 clean old sebbie(s)
2 sharpen old sebbie(s)
3 play with old sebbie(s)
4 aghhhhhhhh i can't take it no more were is my new sebbie!
 
Yep, you got it BAD! Just continue cleaning, sharpening, and playing with the old Sebbie...........the new one will be here soon enough. BTW what did you get?
 
large new model. polished blade. right hand single thumb stud. no pocket clip or clip hole. wait time left approx 2 months.
 
5) Call FedEx and ask them why your new knife that you paid overnight shipping for wasn't delivered. When they say, "It was delayed by customs so didn't make the flight from Memphis to your local distribution center this morning", politely point out that their own tracking says it did make it to the local distribution center, at 6:15am (normal time for overnite stuff to arrive and be delivered that day). See how long the representative will stay silent while she thinks up another excuse. "Well we have your package here now, Sir, and we've assigned someone to investigate why it didn't make it on the local delivery truck this morning." Reply, "Forget investigating, have that person drive it over here." Wait another night for your new knife. :)


Ahhh, the sweet anticipation!
 
How about kick youself in the As$ for selling your small classic, and go into a period of mourning. By the time you relly start feeling bad, your new buddy will be at your door.
 
Honestly I usually just drink myself into a stupor to numb the anticipation. During periods of intermittent sobriety, I'll smack myself mercilessly about the head, neck, breasts, and chest with a cured salami.

It's not easy, but you'll make it.

Professor.
 
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