Things you don't want to hear...

You think THAT's BAD??? I'll tell you what is bad. Geno traded one of his knives to Daniel Winkler and I assumed this beautiful work of art was OURS!!! Having an old copy of Blade Magazine about the movie "The Last of The Mohecens" and the knives that were made by Daniel, which are awesome. Geno gave that knife and magazine to his dad for Fathers Day. I could have dropped dead. NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!
 
"Have you been spitting up blood?" ....when your doctor is looking at your chest xray.

One of my fellow xrays techs did this one nite in the ER when drunk patient was verbally abusing him during his chest xray.....the guy went pale and was about crying :D
 
Hey!!! That happen to my son (BREB) when the doctor was circumcising him after he was born. All you heard was OOOOPS and BReb crying and he hasn't stopped crying ever since.That's why his nickname is Lil'stubby. HEHEHEHEHE!!! :D :D
 
indian george said:
Hey!!! That happen to my son (BREB) when the doctor was circumcising him after he was born. All you heard was OOOOPS and BReb crying and he hasn't stopped crying ever since.That's why his nickname is Lil'stubby. HEHEHEHEHE!!! :D :D
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That kid is emotionally scarred for life! IG, you really call him little stubby? :eek:
 
Cindy Denning said:
That kid is emotionally scarred for life! IG, you really call him little stubby? :eek:
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And then some :eek: :eek: :D No one escapes my verbal abuse in this house. HEHEHEHE!!!! He is not only emotionally scared, his Little PP is scar TOO, but it is a little scar to match the rest of it. :eek: :eek: :D
 
indian george said:
And then some :eek: :eek: :D No one escapes my verbal abuse in this house. HEHEHEHE!!!! He is not only emotionally scared, his Little PP is scar TOO, but it is a little scar to match the rest of it. :eek: :eek: :D
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George, I don't know how to say this but a little birdy says you are just JEALOUS. Could this be the case instead?
:cool: :D
 
Cindy Denning said:
George, I don't know how to say this but a little birdy says you are just JEALOUS. Could this be the case instead?
:cool: :D
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Cindy: I can send you a pic of me just in my chaps, leather vest, leather mask and black cowboy hat, if you want me to prove the point. This was my pull toy outfit. OH!!! It's taken in from of my Indian also. Just let me know I wouldn't want to get the Ole Scooter Trash mad at you. HEHEHEHEHE!!!
As the old saying goes, stick and stones may break my bones leather and lace excite me. HEHEHEHE!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :D :D
 
I went in for cataract ("cadillac") surgery this morning......... After reading these posts, the last thing I remember before being "put under" was me thinking............. What if I wake up and the doctor says......"Congratulations, your vasectomy was a success"........... :eek:

I was fortunate though............ The doctor was right there by my side when I woke up and told me that I should not have any more problems with a sore throat.........and that I really didn't need those tonsils anyway.... :D :D

On a serious note....... I hope I will be able to see better now (That may explain why I thought my knives were looking "sooooo-goooood", and my customers kept saying "When is the last time you cleaned your glasses?" :rolleyes:
 
Bro!! I had that done on both eyes. Did your Doctor say anything about getting a detached retina in the future. That is what happen to me in both of my eyes and another person that had the cataract surgery too.
I had coke bottle thick glasses and now I can work in the shop with just safety glasses on. The other day I made a beer run and realized on the way home that I was wearing my safety glasses and not the regular one. Before the surgery I couldn't even read the speedo on the dashboard with out my glasses.
Good Luck. :thumbup:
 
indian george said:
And then some :eek: :eek: :D No one escapes my verbal abuse in this house. HEHEHEHE!!!! He is not only emotionally scared, his Little PP is scar TOO, but it is a little scar to match the rest of it. :eek: :eek: :D
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like dad like son :p

hey IG send me that picture,, I'll post it all over the net for you :eek: :p
I think you meant push button toy didn't you? :D
 
Dan Gray said:
like dad like son :p

hey IG send me that picture,, I'll post it all over the net for you :eek: :p
I think you meant push button toy didn't you? :D
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Dude!!! When you were born they didn't have one to circumcise. They seen that you had two belly buttons and both inies. :p :p :D HEHEHEHE!!!!
 
indian george said:
Bro!!! If you think that's bad. Now rethink it without the speedo. :eek: :eek: :D HEHEHEHE!!!!
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I think the problem is you just don't to the Speedo any Justus, it's like hanging it on a coat hangar

indian george said:
Bro!!! If you think that's bad. Now rethink it without the speedo. :eek: :eek: :D HEHEHEHE!!!!
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you told it now you can't hind it.. :D :D
like son like dad..it's all in the geans . :p
where's the picture IG. time to put up.. :D
 
Dan Gray said:
I think the problem is you just don't to the Speedo any Justus, it's like hanging it on a coat hangar


you told it now you can't hind it.. :D :D
like son like dad..it's all in the geans . :p
where's the picture IG. time to put up.. :D
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Dan!!! How do you don't to a speedo and just us is that you and me??????? :confused: :confused: You have been hanging with Brian?????
And could you tell me what in the hell is hangar???
Is that a person that hangs up speedos and coats????
The population here in Southern New England are not in breeds as you guys in them there hills in Maine. HEHEHEHE!!! :D :D
 
indian george said:
Dan!!! tell me what in the hell is hangar???
Is that a person that hangs up speedos and coats????
The population here in Southern New England are not in breeds as you guys in them there hills in Maine. HEHEHEHE!!! :D :D
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that would be correct IG , a coat hangar ,,
those wire or plastic thingies in your closet :rolleyes: ;)

I think out-bread would be the right word for it.. :D hey it's you guys that passed the gay marriage law in Mass.. not us
we keep those things behind closed doors here.. :D
 
This thread has turned from "things you don't want to hear" to "things you didn't want to think about"

Back to the original post though, I once had a doctor tell me that the staff at his office had a pool going about how long I'd live, I think that was the year I went in with 2 poisonous snake bites, a lightening strike, a gunshot and a stab wound, among other things. The worst thing was, the pool wasn't for what year I'd die, but rather what month :rolleyes: he still acts surprised every time he sees me alive ;)

Tony
 
Dan Gray said:
that would be correct IG , a coat hangar ,,
those wire or plastic thingies in your closet :rolleyes: ;)

I think out-bread would be the right word for it.. :D hey it's you guys that passed the gay marriage law in Mass.. not us
we keep those things behind closed doors here.. :D
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Ok!!! Then where would you put a plane in a hanger?????? At least the gays wouldn't get in breed like you swamp yankees in Maine.HEHEHEHE!!!!
 
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