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Nev. Man Castrates Himself to Lower Libido

RENO, Nev. - A 50-year-old Reno man who was hospitalized after he castrated himself told police he learned of the procedure on the Internet and did so to lower his libido. The man, whose name was not released, called 911 at about 1:30 a.m. Monday and asked for help because he could not stop the bleeding from a self-castration operation, police said.

Reno police and medics responded to the man's home and he was taken by ambulance to the hospital.

Washoe Medical Center officials cited privacy issues on why they could not release any information on the man, including his condition. But police said hospital officials confirmed Wednesday the man successfully castrated himself.

"The man obviously needs some sort of counseling," Reno police Lt. Ron Donnelly told the Reno Gazette-Journal.
 
A couple of weeks ago there was a story about a man whose girlfriend ripped one of his balls off with her bare hands. She hid it in her mouth, and it was later found by the man's friend. They were supposedly at a rave party or something.
 
He was probably sitting on the edge of his bed spinning his razor sharp HI AK into the air and catching it, and he missed and then made up this story so he didn't look like such a dumb ass! "Hey, that was no accident! I meant to castrate myself!" Ouch...

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raghorn said:
I was afraid to open this thread based on the title alone...

Me, too. But I watch that show "Reno 911" on Comedy Central, and though I've never been there, Reno HAS to be a trippy place.

Ad Astra... :( :footinmou :eek: :D
 
Holy Reno!!


(Hey...I'm searching for a Toledo replacement....)

:footinmou
 
Satori said:
Guess he didn't have the balls to attempt cauterizing it.

;)

aaaAAAAaaAAAAHHHHH.... that was classic...

and for what its worth, self castration isnt that bad. there are way worse amputations people do to themselves... and hey, if you willing to take slight testosterone shots all the time to help stay off depression etc., it does help to work towards his goal...

not sure if killing you libido is better to be done physically of pyscologically though... if the man couldnt function because of it (a complete sex addict (there is such a thing)), i can understand it... and un-needed amputations cant be done in the u.s., so it wouldnt be an option for him to get it done... also not sure if there are any medical procedures for chemically lowering someones labido...
 
I'll bet the testes are a little harder to 'sew back on' , let alone find them on the lawn.


munk
 
Hmmm, just had one of them weird thoughts.:rolleyes:
Nope, just not gonna go there! :eek: Oh what the hell! Do you s'posse Dahmer ingested the testes of any of his victims seeing as how weird he was? :rolleyes: :p :barf:
 
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