This is what I did..........and now they talk !!

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I've been in my current house for 2 years. Got lucky, I have my own walk in closet, wife has hers. Originally, it had clothes hanging on both sides and you walked in the middle. I took one side down, built shelves cause I hate clothes in dresser drawers. After all clothes were neatly folded and put where they will now live, I noticed I over built. I used a complete shelf (14" wide x 10' long) to start displaying my knives. Now before all this, I kept my knives in their boxes and would only have 3 or 4 out to carry, one this week, the other the next and so on.
BUT NOW, every morning when I go into my closet to get my clothes, they are all there, smiling at me, talking to me and some louder than others. It's good and bad. Here's a few things they say.

* You're addicted boy!
* We need more fixed blades in here buddy, we're out numbered !
* Yes I was a good deal but you really don't care to much for me !
* You know I'm the coolest one here and I have a big brother just like me, when are you going to get him !
* I need sharpening, I'm useless right now !
* When are we going to the land ? It's the only time I get to go any where !
* You said you have no safe queens so why haven't I seen any pocket time !
* You could have _______ if you didn't have all of us !
* Don't forget to check "Knife Exchange" today, we got plenty of room on the shelf !
 
First and foremost..genius move.
And yes, I hear the voices too. Knives, carry me today! Guns, you haven’t shot me in along time! Cars, time for a cruise! Wife…I don‘t know, she said something or other. (just kidding Honey)
 
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