Those Baby on Board signs

[Boink]

Remember when you saw once in a while a little yellow sign that read Baby on Board, stuck with suction cups on a car? Then there were thousands. Soon, the messages changed to include all sorts of "X on Board."

Then one day, there weren't any more.

 

[Esav Benyamin]

George Carlin had a great routine on those. Maybe he was the one who encouraged people to despise them.

Baby on Board -- Mother-in-Law in Trunk
.357 Magnum on Board (with picture pointing at you)

Do you think because you have a baby on board I'm going to stop driving like a homicidal maniac, ramming into you?

 

[shaldag]

Do you think because you have a baby on board I'm going to stop driving like a homicidal maniac, ramming into you?

certainly not in Boston.

 

[rebeltf]

The other morning on the way to work I saw a cute girl in a big Ford pickup with a large sticker that said "My other auto is a .45" I got a kick out of that.

 

[shaldag]

The other morning on the way to work I saw a cute girl in a big Ford pickup with a large sticker that said "My other auto is a .45" I got a kick out of that.

criminy, reb--why didn't you go after her? How much better does it get?

 

[MikeH]

I purchased one of those signs several years ago and swore my son to a vow that when I die he will see to it that it is placed on the end of my coffin.

When thay swing my coffin around to take it up the aisle, it will be hanging there, "Auburn Fan on Board."

Got to get the last word in. You have to live in Alabama to understand.

 

[rebeltf]

criminy, reb--why didn't you go after her? How much better does it get?

She was just a tad too young but I did give her a smile for having a cool sticker like that.

 

[RDomina]

When those signs were popular I used to see some cars driving around with a baby doll nailed to a 2 x 4 stuck in the back window.

 

[glockman99]

Quote:
criminy, reb--why didn't you go after her? How much better does it get?

She was just a tad too young...

Bullshiit!...If she was driving a big Ford pick-up truck, she wasn't too young!...

 

[Gollnick]

The best one I ever saw:

Yellow Sign Aboard

 

[shaldag]

When thay swing my coffin around to take it up the aisle, it will be hanging there, "Auburn Fan on Board."

I kinda thought that those were standard issue in 'bama.

 

[Gollnick]

When thay swing my coffin around to take it up the aisle, it will be hanging there, "Auburn Fan on Board."

"On Board..." Ha, Ha... very punny.

 

[SharpByCoop]

"Caution: Show Dogs"

What the heck are we supposed to do? Stay 3 lengths back? Sheesh.

(Good one Mike! )

Coop

 

[Boink]

Well, we should make one saying "Carson on Board", so they don't mess around when we're carrying some high-quality steel.

 

[rebeltf]

If she was driving a big Ford pick-up truck, she wasn't too young

Will not speculate further, on the grounds that what I might say might incriminate me.

 

[Emanuel]

Here's one I made a few months ago:

 

[Emanuel]

And here's one a found on the net a few months ago:

 

[java]

When those signs were popular I used to see some cars driving around with a baby doll nailed to a 2 x 4 stuck in the back window.

Ira's got all the fresh 2 X 4s booked. Used what we had......

My favorite was the one that read "No One On Board" Rather transcendental in a nihilist sort of way......until one got "Bored On Board".

 

[tarsier]

Must have gotten chewed up by the suction cup Garfields stuck to the windows or the tail-wagging stuffed dogs above the back seat.

 

[Psychopomp]

I used to have a Sigil of Baphomet in my back window until someone decided to be cute and scratch JESUS SAVES into my trunk with a key. Had to get my trunk lid repainted for that one .