thumb vs. fan

NickWheeler

NickWheeler

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Just a word of advice...


Don't stick your thumb in the fan on an air compressor.

Even though one of the blades broke off after it hit my thumb, I think, technically speaking, the compressor still kicked my ass.

After cocky jock Dr. got done stitching it up at the ER, it made my thumb look like a damn circumcised penis! :rolleyes:

Oh well... maybe I can be the star of "The Amazing Adventures of Mr. Penis Thumb." !!!!
 
I'm sure your thumb is still bigger than your...only now it looks more like it :eek: .

I only get hurt when I'm doing stuff I shouldn't be doing. Sounds like you're a pro too :). Get better bud.
 
That sucks -- but what were you doing sticking your thumb in there in the first place? :eek:
 
It's a real bittch to type without the use of one of your thumbs. :(

I was helping my sister use the compressor, and the fan guard was off. I really have NO idea how I pulled off such an act of brilliance... to actually get it in the fan.

I was one of those rare kids that never-ever got my finger whacked in a box fan.

Guess I made up for it all at once :D

Thanks dudes :)
 
Hey :eek: I don't see any pictures :rolleyes: I don't believe you ;)

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it should have been done with a knife or a hammer
or something other than an air compressor :confused:
hope you heal soon Nick... :)
 
Way to go Nick. Those fu**ing Wheelers. Gary has this same affiliction with doing questionable things. must be something in the blood line. So what is the score now? Machines 5 - Nick 0 :p :p :eek:
 
Burchtree said:
That sucks -- but what were you doing sticking your thumb in there in the first place? :eek:
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Dont ask a senseable question like this It will make his head hurt also. :p
 
indian george said:
hey I know the felling. The pic below they call it my dick finger.
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I bet your boyfriend loves that finger. :eek: :D
 
indian george said:
hey I know the felling. The pic below they call it my dick finger.
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IG's finger was actually chopped off years ago and transplanted with the only thing on him they could find close in size :) yeahup it's his pee pee
that's why the port-o-potty at the H/I's, yeahup :eek: he's a sitter in the sh!tter,,:p :D
 
indian george said:
hey I know the felling. The pic below they call it my dick finger.
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AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH...*deep breath*......hahhahahahahahha.....*deep breath*.....heh....heh....heh.....

That is classic.

I havent had any really bad shop accidents....the closest I came was recently when after a few beers and some herbal relaxation, I decided I would drill some holes in a tang. I quickly changed bits and turned on the drill press.....wouldnt you know it....I forgot to TAKE THE KEY out of the chuck....well the drillpress spun, gradually increasing the speed and direction until it flipped that drill chuck key into my chest at about a billion miles an hour. It was stupidtastic.
 
At the present time I do not have the time to address the sleazy individuals picking on a nice person like me. But my Wrath will be in full force this evening. HEHEHEHE!!!
Dan: In your case they would have to use a thimble and with the tip pointing in. :p
 
indian george said:
At the present time I do not have the time to address the sleazy individuals picking on a nice person like me. But my Wrath will be in full force this evening. HEHEHEHE!!!
Dan: In your case they would have to use a thimble and with the tip pointing in. :p
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talking such nastly things at me :eek: :rolleyes:
you're just mad you can't find a drag quean with matching fish net stockings that match yours.. if you'd like, I'll stop in Boston and pick one up for you on that way down.. :p
 
Dan Gray said:
talking such nasty things at me :eek: :rolleyes:
you're just mad you can't find a drag quean with matching fish net stockings that match yours.. if you'd like, I'll stop in Boston and pick one up for you on that way down.. :p
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Dan: Don't stop in Boston on my behalf. I am sure I can fined a pair in the selections that you bring down. This time I want new ones and not any of your old smelly ones. :eek: :eek: HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!
 
indian george said:
Dan: Don't stop in Boston on my behalf. I am sure I can fined a pair in the selections that you bring down. This time I want new ones and not any of your old smelly ones. :eek: :eek: HEHEHEHE!!!!!!!
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:( and you said you liked those ones... hey wait a min.. they wer'nt like that brfore you used them :mad:
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