Time To Drink

idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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it friday afternoon, time to drink!!! :thumbup:




A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a drink, and then .." he said with a deep sigh, . .. .. . .





"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

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Hey Skunk,


I think you've already been drinking for quite a while as it is Thursday here in Minnesota, and I'm willing to bet that in Eye-da-HOE it's also Thursday.

Now put the puzzle pieces into a bowl, add beer or scotch and ENJOY!!!


Nuke on my Stinky Bro!!!!!

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:confused:Umm I dont get it, what sre you trying to say:confused:













Just kidding, I think you might need to slow down a little Skunker!!!
 
He's on the metric system.....

Either that or he slept thru the time change.... ;)
 
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I think he is posting from China where he is getting them to make Busse knockoffs so he can make more profit on his sales!!! They are probably loosening him up with cheap liquor to get him to buy more!!!! :eek:

TonyG and JAXX won't know the difference in the blade quality because they don't use their knives except to fill up table top space...................


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randucci said:
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I think he is posting from China where he is getting them to make Busse knockoffs so he can make more profit on his sales!!! They are probably loosening him up with cheap liquor to get him to buy more!!!! :eek:

TonyG and JAXX won't know the difference in the blade quality because they don't use their knives except to fill up table top space...................


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:grumpy: Hey! Speak for TonyG!! I don't use mine to fill table top space!!! ...Nope, too many, mine are neatly laid out on the carpet of an extra room in my house...

;) :D:D
 
Bull Hockey, Jaxx!! It would take an entire house for you to lay out all your blades on the carpet. Of course, you might live in an arena:eek:
Jaxx said:
:grumpy: Hey! Speak for TonyG!! I don't use mine to fill table top space!!! ...Nope, too many, mine are neatly laid out on the carpet of an extra room in my house...

;) :D:D
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Boo Hiss! Bad joke Skunk... where's a basket of rotten fruit when you need it :)
 
I thought it was time to drink last night.......so I did.

Little did I know that at the apex of my alcohol induced stupor that the wife came home telling me it was time to go to my little girl's Daisy graduation ceremony (precursor to Brownie...keep your dirty jokes to yourself!!!)

I can say with a certain level of certainty that I was the MOST drunk father there!



So....I am taking the night off............
 
Gravelface said:
I thought it was time to drink last night.......so I did.

Little did I know that at the apex of my alcohol induced stupor that the wife came home telling me it was time to go to my little girl's Daisy graduation ceremony (precursor to Brownie...keep your dirty jokes to yourself!!!)

I can say with a certain level of certainty that I was the MOST drunk father there!



So....I am taking the night off............
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For shame!:thumbup::D BTW, you should meet my dad!:eek:
 
randucci said:
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TonyG and JAXX won't know the difference in the blade quality because they don't use their knives except to fill up table top space...................

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So you think I should use these? :eek:

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Well OK this one.







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IN all those pictures....the only one I see is the SMOOTHBOLT SHBM!!! I ever tell you I NEED one of those?!
 
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