Titanium proto Gunhammer contest winner

harkamus

harkamus

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The moment all of you have been waiting for is here. For those that don't know, unfortunately none of the names struck Darrel's fancy, so we skipped that part of the contest entirely and judged the entries based purely on the other half: what you would do given 24 hours to live with unlimited funds. Darrel's probably gonna come up with his own name unless the three of us come up with something classy. For now, I'm just personally calling it The Prototype.

First place winner of The Prototype: Oscarfish

Second place of the Meyerco assisted Maxx Q folder: thebrain

Third place of the HTM t-shirt: Charlie Mike

I tell ya, being a liaison takes some work. There's a lot of behind the scenes and a lot of back and forth. Sometimes stuff takes longer than expected. I was supposed to start Dirk's contest a few days ago, but am waiting on a picture of the knife he's giving away. Darrel wants the next contest to run for 60 days. I will post it once I get Dirk's knife pic.

Congratz to the winners!
 
Cool! I've never won nuch of anything in my life beyond a couple $3 bingo tickets for $50.
 
Congrats! If money could buy the perfect entire life to be lived in 24 hours ,yours would be hard to top........great contest.
 
Just got the news ,Thank you to everyone !! I can`t rightly remember the last time I won anything and I have never won anything on the forums. Thanks again!!
 
Aw shoot, my name changed from Oscarfish to what it is now.. How can I change it back? :D /sarcasm

Congrats to the winners! Thanks for the fun contest!
 
You like me , you really like me!! Thanks so very much Judges!
As Danny Carey of TOOL once said,"I'd like to thank my Mother
for doing my Father"
Knife anticipation has begun as my salivatory glands force me to
pull one of my boys old bibs out of the closet!
 
Mulefun said:
Can you post fish's post Hark?
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im not hark but here you go. Congrats oscarfish

Here's my "life in a day"...
I would wake up in a giant crib in a diaper in which my hand picked parents would change me and feed me pancakes and bacon. Then, I would attend
grade school where I would receive all "A's" to make my " parents " happy. Also , I would hand pick a bully to which I would beat the crap out of.Then
for the next hour attend my high school ( again all "A's) play hockey, score the winning goal in the last second..race over to the football field kick a last second field goal then graduate top of my class , attend my prom(TOOL is the band) with a bottle of Jack Daniels. At this point is midday of my last day. College next ..magna cum laude in five minutes. Well, the work place calls so I am named as Steve Jobs successor. The stock will rise 400%, the new technology invented will change our culture for the good with the unemployment rate plummeting. Wedding bells next, as my beautiful wife(she
really exists!) and I renew my vows with my two awesome boys with us.Tool will be the wedding band with the Dali Lama reciting. Grand kids will be handpicked so I could have some sort of idea what they might have looked like.The golden years( or minutes have arrived), Hollywood makeup arists
will transform my fifty year old face into a ninety-nine year old one.A grand party will be held on the beach here in LaJolla, where my final moments
will be broadcasted live worldwide.My life in a day complete, my now lifeless body will be placed on a viking ship to be hand torched and drift way in
moon-lit sky.
The knife is the "Hourglass"' gunhammer
 
wolf5391 said:
im not hark but here you go. Congrats oscarfish

Here's my "life in a day"...
I would wake up in a giant crib in a diaper in which my hand picked parents would change me and feed me pancakes and bacon. Then, I would attend
grade school where I would receive all "A's" to make my " parents " happy. Also , I would hand pick a bully to which I would beat the crap out of.Then
for the next hour attend my high school ( again all "A's) play hockey, score the winning goal in the last second..race over to the football field kick a last second field goal then graduate top of my class , attend my prom(TOOL is the band) with a bottle of Jack Daniels. At this point is midday of my last day. College next ..magna cum laude in five minutes. Well, the work place calls so I am named as Steve Jobs successor. The stock will rise 400%, the new technology invented will change our culture for the good with the unemployment rate plummeting. Wedding bells next, as my beautiful wife(she
really exists!) and I renew my vows with my two awesome boys with us.Tool will be the wedding band with the Dali Lama reciting. Grand kids will be handpicked so I could have some sort of idea what they might have looked like.The golden years( or minutes have arrived), Hollywood makeup arists
will transform my fifty year old face into a ninety-nine year old one.A grand party will be held on the beach here in LaJolla, where my final moments
will be broadcasted live worldwide.My life in a day complete, my now lifeless body will be placed on a viking ship to be hand torched and drift way in
moon-lit sky.
The knife is the "Hourglass"' gunhammer
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Very cool. A well deserved win, congrats and enjoy your awesome new knife.
 
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