I can't remember if Andy is married but I know there's a woman in his life and this message is for you.
I was talking to Andy last night and that poor man is just so overworked. Hundreds of emails to answer, organizing shipments with Jerry, and of course, organizing all of the outgoing shipments to his customers. I don't know how he finds the time to write Barney songs let alone perfom at children's functions (still in nuclear toughness mind you)!
So to help Andy, to take some of the strain off I suggested that he find a personal secretary to help him in his time of need. The fact that I suggested a tall blonde woman with questionable typing skills and great big ...assets is purely an attempt by me to further intergrate women into the modern knife industry and support equal oportunity in the workplace.
So if Andy has to work late with Miss...I forget her name...something ends in off...Russian I believe...don't fret-he's doing it for us!
It might even be tax deductable.
BTW, this is all in good fun, Andy already threated to kill me once last night, don't you do the same please
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"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heav'n"
John Milton
There are only two types of people; those who understand this, and those who think they do.
[This message has been edited by Johan (edited 08-31-2000).]
I was talking to Andy last night and that poor man is just so overworked. Hundreds of emails to answer, organizing shipments with Jerry, and of course, organizing all of the outgoing shipments to his customers. I don't know how he finds the time to write Barney songs let alone perfom at children's functions (still in nuclear toughness mind you)!
So to help Andy, to take some of the strain off I suggested that he find a personal secretary to help him in his time of need. The fact that I suggested a tall blonde woman with questionable typing skills and great big ...assets is purely an attempt by me to further intergrate women into the modern knife industry and support equal oportunity in the workplace.
So if Andy has to work late with Miss...I forget her name...something ends in off...Russian I believe...don't fret-he's doing it for us!
It might even be tax deductable.
BTW, this is all in good fun, Andy already threated to kill me once last night, don't you do the same please
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"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heav'n"
John Milton
There are only two types of people; those who understand this, and those who think they do.
[This message has been edited by Johan (edited 08-31-2000).]
