To: Mrs. Shotgunner11

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JNieporte

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You know what this is for:

PICK ME!
Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Pick Me:
1. If I don't win, my wife will break my wrist again.
2. I made a Top Ten list.
3. I have a RAT / ESSE tattoo.
4. I submitted the first draft as hand-written, which conveys more personalization than a typed list.
5. I voted for the other guy.
6. I'll buy Jeff a rum and Coke.
7. I don't believe anything I see on TV.
8. I'll thank you.
9. No typos.
10. Two words: tire iron.
 
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I'll win
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Whatever boys. Now you're getting desperate. I've already made it very clear that I am not interested. No means no. I'm married.
 
MORE REASONS YOU SHOULD PICK ME
1. I'm not Canadian.
2. I'll never meet Jeff in real life due to locale.
3. I didn't repeat any reasons from the other list.
4. I'm not really Lynn C. Thompson.
5. I have nothing else to do Thursday night.
6. I will NOT raises taxes.
7. One word: cactus.
8. I named my daughter after a knife.
9. I'm in chat more than Jeff is.
10. Still no typos.
11. The RAT Tat: I still have it.

BONUS REASON
12. I never tried to hit on you. Ever. By you, I mean anybody. Seriously. They all approached me first. Except my wife. But that's a different story.
 
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Mrs Shotgunner, I have about 2500 reasons ANY woman would want me to be their husband, number 1 being my complete and total awesomeness, number 2 being my stunning good looks and amazing body, but I have only one reason I don't want to-women drive me nucking futs. And for that reason I will be doing no proposing, especially over the internet, for at least another 15 years.
 
PayetteRucker said:
Mrs Shotgunner, I have about 2500 reasons ANY woman would want me to be their husband, number 1 being my complete and total awesomeness, number 2 being my stunning good looks and amazing body, but I have only one reason I don't want to-women drive me nucking futs. And for that reason I will be doing no proposing, especially over the internet, for at least another 15 years.
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Well don't waste the 15 yrs. I'll still say no.
 
Oh I'll never propose to you Mrs Shotgunner, you've proven yourself to be crazy, and you will be wielding a Daniel Defense AR-15... Plus, you live in Texas, and unless you're from San Antonio, it ain't worth movin out of the mountains for anyway :D
 
PayetteRucker said:
Mrs Shotgunner, I have about 2500 reasons ANY woman would want me to be their husband, number 1 being my complete and total awesomeness, number 2 being my stunning good looks and amazing body, but I have only one reason I don't want to-women drive me nucking futs. And for that reason I will be doing no proposing, especially over the internet, for at least another 15 years.
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Hahaha...You'd be saying exactly this

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X, I tried that lovey dovey shit for 5 years, but nice guys always finish last, and thankfully that's starting to turn me into an asshole...
 
JNieporte.

You named your daughter after a knife? Which one?

Tell me you didn't name her Battle Mistress.
 
cybrok said:
JNieporte.

You named your daughter after a knife? Which one?

Tell me you didn't name her Battle Mistress.
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Close! But actually he named her Nuclear Meltdown Fusion Battle Mistress. So you got part of that right :thumbup:
 
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