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Take better care of yer body, when yer young ya figure ya can't hurt it, it'll last longer than ya think.
Be kind to your kids, they'll decide where you'll spend your golden years.
Ya can't take it with ya but ya can decide who gets it while your alive and use that to your advantage now.
Yes ya can still drink like ya used to, your decision makin' ability just isn't as sharp.
Dogs are a mans best friend but Viagra'll getcha lucky.
There's nothin' on TV at 4:00am.
Warning! - NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can't remember it all.
If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.
As far as gettin' what I want in life, when I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I relaized the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Finally guys my last bit of advice, "Enjoy Life, it's not a dress rehersal, there are no do overs in the real world."
Be kind to your kids, they'll decide where you'll spend your golden years.
Ya can't take it with ya but ya can decide who gets it while your alive and use that to your advantage now.
Yes ya can still drink like ya used to, your decision makin' ability just isn't as sharp.
Dogs are a mans best friend but Viagra'll getcha lucky.
There's nothin' on TV at 4:00am.
Warning! - NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all. I just can't remember it all.
If you've never smoked, you can start now and it won't have time to hurt you.
As far as gettin' what I want in life, when I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I relaized the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Finally guys my last bit of advice, "Enjoy Life, it's not a dress rehersal, there are no do overs in the real world."
