Tom Mayo's 2000th post !!! I need a number between 1 and 5...

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It is true. Tom has posted nearly 2,000 times (I know it seems more like 4,000). In general, his posts have about as much information in them (IMHO) as a freshly formatted hard drive.

Take, for example, these three pithy posts all made on one thread, the Stellite 6K thread on Knife Reviews and testing:

Cobalt is King!

yes...but king of what? In the land of the blind...one eyed jacks are king!

I suspect and I guess dont hold much weight around here!!

To paraphrase the late Winston Churchill, 'never have so many learned so little from so many posts by one person.'

Therefore, I propose we have a contest, and you can vote for one of these punish...er, ah I mean, REWARDS for so many posts:

One; Tom be sent to Wyoming, so he can be removed from the ocean which is so obviously affecting his mentation. He may wish to stay with Rob Simonich to learn knife making.

Two; that Tom's drill index be taken away from him so that he can no longer disfigure his knives with off center holes.

Three; that he get a new milling machine so that he can mill straight lines in Ti for knife scales. At least that is the reason he gave me for not being able to do that; it may have another reason (skill???).

Four; that the censorship program be altered so as to eliminate randomly three out of four words of Tom's posts; this would not only save bandwidth, but retain the meaning of the post.

Five; that he be forbidden to make any more folders that look like swiss cheese. Inspection of Tom's knives to be done by Jerry Hossom.

Send in your votes, and let us see some action on this topic!

Seriously, Tom and I are good friends, and I have purchased several of his knives, but he did seem a little too pleased at posting so many times. So, I couldn't help ribbing him.
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Have fun, Walt :
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[This message has been edited by Walt Welch (edited 09-23-2000).]
 
Could I vote for all of the above, or must I pick one????
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When I die, I wanna go in my sleep like Grandpa did.... Not horrified, and frozen with fear like his passenger!!!
 
C4; stick a det cap in it! If Tom realizes that I am close, he will respond with a blizzard of posts!! have you no sense??
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Walt
 
Walt,
This is a form of relaxation for Tom. Drilling holes in Ti. and Talonite with those old fashioned Carbon steel drills they have in Hawaii is VERY stressfull!!! I think every time he successfully drills a hole he posts a topic or a response, just to unwind!!
I'll send him some modern drills and we'll see if his posting tapers off.....
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All kidding aside, I WILL own a Mayo folder.
Neil


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Knives IN STOCK!!!!

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I've got one of Tom's knives that's made entirely of holes and I almost got it for nothing.
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Hopefully I'll get a folding boot knife from him before long that's actually got some steel in it.
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I vote for #1. I will even let Tom stay at my house (well, in the shop at least). Hey, at least it's warm and usually clean.
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