Traditional Zombie Adventure

[stabman]

Got a new knife in today, so it was off on an adventure.

Had the action camera strapped to my chest, which caught the encounter with a zombie coyote.
You can barely see it due to its natural camouflage (which is what makes zombie coyotes so dangerous ), but it sensed the mortal threat and ran away as soon as it laid eyes on me.

But what mighty blade did it sense the presence of, you might ask?
Why, it's the Rough Rider Zombie Nick Canoe, of course!

Later, it allowed me to fend off this deadly zombie duck that was trying to invade Canadian shores across the might Detroit River (Many don't know this, but zombie ducks are limited to swimming; they are incapable of flight).

So I hope you weren't too frightened by my recounting of the close calls I had today.
And if you need protection against undead animals, but don't want to appear too "tactical," perhaps the Rough Rider Zombie Nick Canoe is right for you as well.

 

[T. Erdelyi]

Thanks for the laugh. Lol

 

[stabman]

Thanks for the laugh. Lol

Laughs are good.

 

[b00n]

Don't be humble now Stabman, we all now you posted the after picture of the Zombie Ducks, it looked like this:

Before you dispatched them all except one, just so it could be undead to tell the tale.

 

[T. Erdelyi]

What I like about your encounters over the years is they aren’t phony, no photochops. I mean just look st the duck encounter. No photo editing at all, keep up the good work and thanks for keepin’ it real.

 

[T. Erdelyi]

Don't be humble now Stabman, we all now you posted the after picture of the Zombie Ducks, it looked like this:

Before you dispatched them all except one, just so it could be undead to tell the tale.

Two laughs 1 thread. Lol. Wasn’t that an internet porn......ahh never mind.

 

[stabman]

What I like about your encounters over the years is they aren’t phony, no photochops. I mean just look st the duck encounter. No photo editing at all, keep up the good work and thanks for keepin’ it real.

Indeed.

Don't be humble now Stabman, we all now you posted the after picture of the Zombie Ducks, it looked like this:

Before you dispatched them all except one, just so it could be undead to tell the tale.

Busted!

 

[T. Erdelyi]

Who's that zombie?

 

[stabman]

Who's that zombie?

 

[anthonycastorena2014]

Lmao!!!

 

[19-3ben]

Very traditional. That’s the way they used to hunt zombies in my grandpas day.

 

[stabman]

Very traditional. That’s the way they used to hunt zombies in my grandpas day.

Absolutely!

 

[sabre cat]

Thanks for a little humor. I need it. Today has been a rough one.

 

[stabman]

You can also use it to test if an animal is a zombie or not.

This cat, for instance is not a zombie.
Rather than fleeing from the Zombie Nick Canoe, it licked the knife, and then went to sleep.

 

[T. Erdelyi]

You can also use it to test if an animal is a zombie or not.

This cat, for instance is not a zombie.
Rather than fleeing from the Zombie Nick Canoe, it licked the knife, and then went to sleep

Where as this Kat is obviously a zombie cat as evidenced by the smoking zombie flesh whenever a knife is brought near and the fact it spells cat with a capital K.

 

[stabman]

Where as this Kat is obviously a zombie cat as evidenced by the smoking zombie flesh whenever a knife is brought near and the fact it spells cat with a capital K.

I cannot argue against evidence of that magnitude.