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A female greenie tree-hugging activist', who was responsible for
getting horses banned from National parks and State forests, was
climbing a tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny
Frogmouth Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site.
In a panic to escape, she slid down the tree, getting a great number
of splinters lodged in her private area. In considerable pain she
hurried to the nearest doctor, and told him she was an
environmentalist and how she got all the splinters.
The doctor, who was no environmentalist, listened with great patience
and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if
he could help her.
She waited for 3 hours before the doctor finally reappeared.
Angry, the woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'
'Well...' replied the doctor, '...I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency; the Forestry Service; the National
Parks and Wildlife Service; the Wilderness Society and the Department
of Conservation and Land Management. Nobody it seems would approve
the removal of old growth timber from what should be a recreational
area .
getting horses banned from National parks and State forests, was
climbing a tree to have a look out over the forest when a Tawny
Frogmouth Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site.
In a panic to escape, she slid down the tree, getting a great number
of splinters lodged in her private area. In considerable pain she
hurried to the nearest doctor, and told him she was an
environmentalist and how she got all the splinters.
The doctor, who was no environmentalist, listened with great patience
and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if
he could help her.
She waited for 3 hours before the doctor finally reappeared.
Angry, the woman demanded, 'What took you so long?'
'Well...' replied the doctor, '...I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency; the Forestry Service; the National
Parks and Wildlife Service; the Wilderness Society and the Department
of Conservation and Land Management. Nobody it seems would approve
the removal of old growth timber from what should be a recreational
area .
