Trouble in Paradise

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Kloneducci

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My friends I have discovered a truly horrible thing being done to Battlemistresses by my Clanmate Porkducci, aka Randucci. He has been buying up all the older SHBM's and been modifying them to look like SHSH's. At blade he purchased a few Jungle SHBM's which are now Jungle SHSH's. He recently purchased another SHBM and that one is now an SHSH and he is attempting tp purchase a user SHBM and modify that one as well. I was alerted to this by Olducci who said he could not believe it when he heard it from fakeducci who was at the show with olducci.

I told Sarducci (Guido) that he needs to go have a talk with Porkducci about this, because the entire supply of SHBM's is at Risk. Porkducci will stop at nothing to reduce them all to SHSH's. Sarducci said he would make porkducci an offer he could not refuse.

I also spoke with Bonaducci (Danny), but he didn't much care I think. I really can't understand him anymore, he said, "hey hrrmmph rargrean youid lig ma nitz ya fuga moda fuga," or osmething like that, who knows, he's crazy. Anyway, we need to stop this, please help, my hog brethren.
 
Actually, Son-of-a-ducci came by to talk and I showed him one of the conversions, after slicing a flyducci out of the air, he quickly bid fairwell. Now, if any more of you Mamaduccis want to come by, you had better step lightly!!!

:eek:
 
meknifemanyoudinner said:
Better watchout for the Warden! :eek:

Hmm, where are those new Game Wardens :confused:
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I bought all of the Game Wardens and am making those into SHSHs also, BBWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAA!!!!
 
LOL! :D So many 'ducci's! That made my morning! :) :cool: :thumbup:
 
leatherman said:
LOL! :D So many 'ducci's! That made my morning! :) :cool: :thumbup:
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oh you think it's funny. How'd you like your first name to be Fake? I am a real Ducci and they called me Fake Ducci. Not funny at all. Porkducci has been getting all the glory his whole life while we sit in the background doing all the work for him. You could say he's been Porking us our entire life. I am done, I refused to get Porked anymore. Porkducci will have to look somewhere else to make his bacon.

do not sell him an SHBM's, that's all I gotta say.
 
HMMMMMMMM, now if I could get a country across the ocean to copy INFI like they did ATS-34 (RWL-34), I bet I could get SHSH copies stamped out in less than two weeks and I wouldn't have to be sending their Boss JWB and salmon weekly!!!

:rolleyes:
 
This is too funnyducci...
I predict this thread going straight down the crapducci...

Are we witness to the resurrection of the ancient language and direct descendant of pig-latin... Pig-Ducci?
 
thatmguy said:
I can't take this just before goin to bed...

Arriva-ducci....:o :cool: :p
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Going to bed Mike....???:confused: :confused: Weird hours there bro...

Oh well, nighty ni-ducci... :D
 
You Goodfellas been Snortin too much INFI Dust.

Findum/Grindum/Snortum?

CobaltWan-Kenobi you are our only Hope!

S.O.S(Save Our SHBMs?)

Maybe the Power of the first Three Hundred will come to our aid.

Yes, the Force is Strong in this one
 
I can't believe this crap. Porkducci, you should be ashemed of yourself. Dephaming SHBM's like that. I declare holy war on you. I know Kloneducci and the other Ducci's will be on my side in this holy war. I invoke the power of the 1 of 300.
 
Cobalt said:
I can't believe this crap. Porkducci, you should be ashemed of yourself. Dephaming SHBM's like that. I declare holy war on you. I know Kloneducci and the other Ducci's will be on my side in this holy war. I invoke the power of the 1 of 300.
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Cobalt is right, by the power of all that is ducci, I must insist that you stop the defacing of the SHBM's at once. This is not a random "flatten a penny on the train tracks" form of abuse, but a blatant disregard of all that is INFI and a sullying of our family name! Stop at once. You must uphold the name of the Mighty Giver Of INFI and return things to their natural order.

I also heard that you have formed a pattern to scale of the new FBM and are melting down HOGSJTACLE's by the wheelbarrow load into 1/4 thick sheets of INFI and creating your own FBM. Now this is uncalled for. Either you fork over one or two of the finished product or their will be consequences. (This is just between you and me, nobody else must know about it...;) )
 
PORKDUCCI!!!!

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Here is a picture of me putting the finishing touches on another conversion. I think I will use the cut off ends for Operation "Lop-off", no INFI will go to waste!

:D


 
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