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May you get it all together before you cone apart.
Counting calories for some people is just a weigh of life.
Don't itch for something you're not willing to scratch for.
If you want time to pass quickly,sign a ninety day note.
Paratrooper; A soldier who climbs down from trees he'd never climbed.
Sign at meat market: Choplifters will be prosecuted.
Does a shellfish sue for damages in "Small Clams " court ?
Uncle Alan's motto ; I'm too old to fight so I'll just kill you ! [with my new .380 semi]
Want to add your funny truisms ? Please do.
Uncle Alan [ hisself ]
Counting calories for some people is just a weigh of life.
Don't itch for something you're not willing to scratch for.
If you want time to pass quickly,sign a ninety day note.
Paratrooper; A soldier who climbs down from trees he'd never climbed.
Sign at meat market: Choplifters will be prosecuted.
Does a shellfish sue for damages in "Small Clams " court ?
Uncle Alan's motto ; I'm too old to fight so I'll just kill you ! [with my new .380 semi]
Want to add your funny truisms ? Please do.
Uncle Alan [ hisself ]