Try this argument ...

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Next time your wife or girl friend accuses you of spending too much money on kukris, try the argument below. It works for me:

"But honey, the people who make these knives are poor villagers. They live in stone huts and wear rags. Without our financial support, they would all starve to death. You don't want that to happen, do you?"

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
 
My old lady wouldn't buy that.(even tho it's true, it sounds made up) I tell her she'll get over it.

Brian
 
Originally posted by PZ93C
My old lady wouldn't buy that.(even tho it's true, it sounds made up) I tell her she'll get over it.

Brian
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It all depends on how good of an actor you are.
 
That's why I'm here:D

Try showing them some of the pics on the website. Maybe they'll believe you then.
 
My brother's wife was trying to give me grief about how many Khurks I have bought. I just looked at her and asked "Jodi, how many pairs of shoes do you have?" She hasn't said a word about it since.:D
 
our khuks out number my shoes about 10 to 1. Guess I need more shoes:eek: :D
 
My wife and I have had a running deal for about a decade - I get a knife, sword, axe, spear, etc, she gets a pair of shoes. She's catching up with Mrs. Marcos!

Keith
 
What does she do with all those shoes? I've never figured out what I'd do with any more than I have. I must be wierd or something:rolleyes: :footinmou
 
Originally posted by Ferrous Wheel
My wife and I have had a running deal for about a decade - I get a knife, sword, axe, spear, etc, she gets a pair of shoes. She's catching up with Mrs. Marcos!

Keith
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That's the same arrangement I have with my lady. I just bought another kukri, and she immediately dusted off her shoe horn.
 
Originally posted by mamav
What does she do with all those shoes? I've never figured out what I'd do with any more than I have. I must be wierd or something:rolleyes: :footinmou
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Not wierd Mama, but practical. Many of us could probably use a lesson on that topic now and then.
 
Who was it that said, (Wal, I think) "if you have an alligator in your back pocket don't tell your wife."
 
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