Tune Yer Lawnmower For 112 Dollars, MR?

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A friend is a busy man, a lawyer, a helper, martial artist and all around good guy. He's lived in Montana all his life. Son of Ranchers and Salt of Earth. Moves to a nice little town, scenic with green, knowing his son will get a good education in the modest community.

Well now, it's Spring and the Lawn needs mowing. "Tune 'er up." He tells the local Lawn shop. They do. Boy, do they do the do. Filter, new spark plug, change of oil, resharpen blade, and 75 DOLLARS LABOR. 112 bucks please, smiling.

Do Porsche mechanics make that much a half hour?

There's a price for those born into the Town, and there's a price for everyone else. Now, not all play this game- just enough to make you wring your hands and want to mow down the daisies.

There's three or four nice towns on the Hi Line near me. (US Route 2) Most of them charge a fair price, to try and stay competitive. One of them is insane. Septic system guy charges twice what the next town does. Carpet guy wants an extra 2 bucks per sq foot. And so it goes. These are the same people with a mantra, 'buy local' they cry, and the snobs take it up with a vengence, cutting the heart out of anyone 'not from here' or breaking the fold. When they need a new truck though, they'll drive to Billings to get it. Just you don't. In the swell town my pal now lives someone bought a bunch of flooring in Billings because the locals wanted too damn much. You might ask, 'Well, doesn't it cost more to ship?" In most cases, no. But when it does, fine- let's pay shipping. No deal. They want the jack. The homeowners could not find a carpenter to work on their house after that. Not from that swell town. The word was out.
When Bob Dylan wrote Maggies Farm he warn't lying. (No, I didn't mispell that by mistake.) The only thing saving this whole State from dropping straight to Hell via the black weight from their ignorant greedy spiteful hearts are the immensely couragious and heartfelt people who are also very plentiful. Sort of a balancing act here in Montana. Montana's so few in population, if just one guy of the wrong kind stepped over the State Line the whole place would tilt.
There are guys and gals who'd stop to change a flat tire for you, drive you to the nearest phone, charge a fair price and mean what they say. They're here. But this great land that breeds courage and love, also breeds a hardship mentality, a deprivation outlook where people become a means to get one over on someonelse.

They must have had that lawnmower on a heart monitor to charge that much.
Almost forgot to tell you; we're going to Billings to get the new flooring.


munk
 
Hmmm...revising vacation plans. Iowa sounds nice...

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Rural Montana doesn't have a lock on it. I've worked in two areas that were "seasonal recreational attractions" where the population swelled with the seasons -- boating in the summer, skiing in the winter. Many establishments in the two locales used the "Montana Pricing Model" of which Munk speaks. It got so I dressed WAY down when it came to getting services done and I got the lower rates.

Same for gun and knife shows. I used to dress presentably (no coat and tie, but "dress casual"). No more. Jeans, t-shirt, old tennies or Tevas, and I might even forget to shave. What a difference.

Noah
 
Small towns = small minds and attitudes. IMO all small areas are basically the same. It is just one of the facts of living in the context. By the same token big cities have more advanced problems that are worse.
 
I'm a little uncomfortable with generalizations.

Some folks are opportunists. Some folks are not.

Tourist pricing is usually a function of tourist sites. Some gather to exploit. Sturgis is notorious for ripping off visitors during the rally. Maybe New Orleans during Mardis Gras, as well.

One of the most difficult things for me to accept is that everyone is doing what they THINK is best in any given situation--from the guy who sticks up a Kentucky Fried Chicken store to Mother Teresa. Given the options they see, as individuals, they select what they perceive to be the best choice.

YMMV
 
These aren't tourist prices, these are 'us' and 'them' prices. I've only seen two towns to this degree. I mean, come on, carpenters boycotting because the family didn't buy the excessively priced materials local?

I like what Kismet says even when I don't fully agree. He often breaks things down to the humble ground, where fear and misunderstanding rule, or at least simpler motives, and not some diabolical plot or conspiracy. It reminds me of what my Old Man said to me once.

"The government," I complained. It was Government This and Government That, back in the days when I'd discovered politics and joined the NRA.

"Munk", he said. "There is no Government. They're just people. That's all." He turned and looked at me.
"People."



munk
 
munk said:
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"Munk", he said. "There is no Government. They're just people. That's all." He turned and looked at me.
"People."

munk

Your Dad was exactly correct....a wise and perceptive man. We all make hard choices, and we all bleed. The willingness to do both for others is what defines a man's life.
 
Not-nice.

Theft or discrimination or both.

My last time in Miami, where one might not expect help, a mechanic fixed a broken fuel cap for free on my rental car.

I should have written a letter to the editor on that one... but I believe good deeds are returned. Karma.

The lawnmower shop rip-off guy could use a dose.


Ad Astra
 
Around here they jack you for small engine repair no matter who it is. However a lot of times it is just cheaper to drive up the road and get a new mower from the lawn mower guy. The one I have now from him cost 45 bucks, and is a collection of difft. mowers. The engine is mounted backwards. I have had it 3 years and it always starts on the first pull! ;)
 
You can always buy a new lawnmower from Walmart for about 150 bucks.




munk
 
New mowers always turn into parted out repaired mowers anyway. Besides, those things have souls...they find their rightful owners.

Ever notice it's the guys who go ballistic that get the duds that won't start or run properly and the easy-going, "take time to fix it" guys get the nice cooperative mowers?

Sort of the reverse of Khukris...they go to homes where they will be appreciated. Mowers go to reward or punish.

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